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Song Parodies -> "J. Lo"

Original Song Title:

"Halo"

Original Performer:

Foo Fighters

Parody Song Title:

"J. Lo"

Parody Written by:

Bryan Hayworth

The Lyrics

This song is about Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck. Enough said.
Jen and Ben, I swear I've heard enough they're overrated
But isn't it fun, when she gets another one
All went bad and one came out, the bad boys all get pissed
I'm thinking a bluff, they're not strong enough
Wait and pray she'll change her mind
The day they walk down
Guess that they'll be blessed, but the world'll be damned

(chorus)
J. Lo
Ben only knows
(Right behind her everywhere she goes) x2

Says his prayers when he gets scared, praying they're gonna make it
And then he's done, he keeps screwing up
One day soon he'll disappear and if she comes, he'll take her
Somewhere go, to keep from growing old
Wait and pray she'll change her mind
The day they walk down
Guess that they'll be blessed, but the world'll be damned

(chorus x2)

Disappear the light is fading
Disappear outside their rage
Disappear they're tired of waiting
Disappear before they fade away

(chorus x2)

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kdc67 - March 10, 2004 - Report this comment
That was entirely unoriginal. Try using your own words not having 99% of them be the original lyrics.

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