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Song Parodies -> "41 year old Ast'roids Man"

Original Song Title:

"21st Century Schizoid Man"

Original Performer:

King Crimson

Parody Song Title:

"41 year old Ast'roids Man"

Parody Written by:

Billy Florio

The Lyrics

Ok, there was a time in my life when I kept on playing video games....Ive recovered from that.....now Im addicted to the computer lol.......Asteroids..one of the greatest arcade/Atari games ever
Space ship breaking rocks
At game-over's doesn't stop
It's his high score he's got to top
41 year old Ast'roids man

No kids, has no wife
He has no job, he has no life
He rather play in arcades all night
41 year old Ast'roids man

Playing since fourteen
Ate his quarter that's a sin
Middle age and still a virgin
41 year old Ast'roids man
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Adam B. - June 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Only one thing more pathetic than a 45 year old Brittany fan, and I think you found it. Wait, Asteroids first came out when I was 14. But it's only a coincidence 'cause I have a life...wait, no I don't. Oh well.
Rice Cube - June 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Oh man, when I read this I thought it was about a different kind of "roid" :-D
lebeiw15 - June 07, 2003 - Report this comment
5-5-5
Billy Florio - June 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Actully Rice, I was trying to do one about Hemmeroids too, but I couldnt make it work lol...thanks guys
Adam - April 18, 2004 - Report this comment
interesting song pareody
Elmer Fudge - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I like it because it sounded too real. I see guys like them at my workplace.
The Lancer - June 24, 2007 - Report this comment
OMG! To say I could relate would be an understatement...all except the virgin part, of course ;) Was sofa king funny my stomach hurt!

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