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Song Parodies ->Authors -> Billy Florio

Hey, veteran parody/comedy writer Billy Florio here. Ive been a frequent submitter here since November of 2000, with the horrible parody "What becomes of the double punched ballots". Since then I have managed to put many of my parodies on this site, as well as on, but by no means is this all of them. The first parody I ever wrote was in 1994 as a joke. It was to the tune of Dionne Warwick and Friends "That's what friends are for" and it was called "That's what Pens are for". After that I wrote on average 10 a year until I discovered AmIRight on Thanksgiving day (and started writing many badly paced and repetitive political parodies). I've also worked on the All star parody artist's version of "What's going on", and a few duets with my friend Keith Kamer, and one with the great STG. You can find other work by me in the pages of "Nonsense Humor Magazine" and some of my random standup bits at places like and a few other places. You can catch my next standup performance on: No dates available (and there might not be for a little while...I need some new material). My website is, and soon I'll have all my parodies (including early ones) posted on it. Email me any comments at . I will respond!

Song Parodies -> Lyrics

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Parody TitleOriginal TitlePerformerSubmitted
A Barry Bonds ParodySmoothSantana featuring Rob Thomas2001-09-23
It's Just Irrational/ The Pi SongJust A Gigolo/I Ain't Got NobodyDavid Lee Roth2001-10-17
Smooth CharacterSmooth CriminalMichael Jackson2001-10-19
Last Train to New YorkLast Train to ClarksvilleThe Monkees2001-10-23
I Really Can't DanceYour Mama Don't DanceLoggins and Messina2002-02-07
You Are The Weakest LinkYou Are So BeautifulJoe Cocker2002-02-18
MochachinoCopacabanaBarry Manilow2002-03-17
Cracker JacksCaptain JackBilly Joel2002-03-19
The OJ Simpson TrialWalk This WayAerosmith2002-06-10
I'm A Movie Star StalkerBlack Magic WomenSantana2002-06-12
SenioritisInstant KarmaJohn Lennon2002-06-12
Learn To DriveLearn To FlyFoo Fighters2002-06-12
Episode 2 (see Yoda fight)Good Riddance (Time of your life)Green Day2002-07-17
Pork The Other White MeatPour Some Sugar On MeDef Leppard2002-08-07
MuggerThrillerMichael Jackson2002-08-15
At Am-I-RightHave I The RightThe Honeycombs2002-08-19
Striking Is The End Of BaseballLivin' On The EdgeAerosmith2002-08-28
Yahoo!Song 2Blur2002-08-29
It's Pepsi ColaDon't Dream It's OverCrowded House2002-09-02
The Swedish FishThe Sweetest ThingU22002-09-02
Out Of My LeagueUnder My ThumbRolling Stones2002-09-16
Peeing In A BottleMessage In A BottleThe Police2002-09-16
Red MeatDon't SpeakNo Doubt2002-09-19
I Need Some CouponsWe are the ChampiansQueen2002-10-01
Chuck's Am-I-Right's alright (for writing)Saturday Night's alright (for fighting)Elton John2002-10-07
My Phone Is RetardedJust What I NeededThe Cars2002-10-07
That's What Pens Are ForThat's What Friends Are ForDionne Warwick and Friends2002-10-07
Michael Skakal Killed Martha MoxsleyVideo Killed the Radio StarThe Buggles2002-10-15
Nor-EasterManeaterHall and Oates2002-10-28
Everybody's Got Something They Want, And It Is Mostly My MoneyEverybody's Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My MonkeyBeatles2002-11-01
Grow the CashcropRock The CasbahThe Clash2002-11-05
Put Down The SeatWe Got The BeatThe Go-Go's2002-11-08
Baker of CannolisHouses of the HolyLed Zeppelin2002-12-06
Trying To Fit In My JeansBig MachineGoo Goo Dolls2002-12-06
Pete RoseRoxanneThe Police2002-12-19
Santa Claus Is Buying A RoundSanta Claus Is Coming To TownTraditional2002-12-26
Paper BoySk8ter BoiAvril Lavigne2003-01-02
Looking GoofyThe 59th street bridge song (Feelin' groovy)Simon and Garfunkel2003-01-10
All I Wanna Do (Is Be A Nun)All I Wanna Do (Is Have Some Fun)Sheryl Crow2003-02-03
Canadian QuarterAmerican WomanGuess Who2003-02-10
Snow ManSoul ManSam and Dave2003-03-13
I Sit And Eat My Freedom FriesAs Tears Go ByRolling Stones2003-03-21
Porno MagazinesYellow SubmarineBeatles2003-04-14
Back in the Airport's BarBack in the U.S.S.R.The Beatles2003-05-05
Are You A Boy Or A Girl? (the Merry And Pippin Song)Fell in Love with a girlWhite Stripes2003-05-08
I'll DrownI'm DownBeatles2003-05-12
Stoolie LouieWooly BullySam the Sham and the Pharaohs2003-05-12
First PornoYoung LustPink Floyd2003-05-12
Writers BlockRadar LoveGolden Earring2003-05-22
I Can't Walk Around YouI Can Dream About YouDan Hartman2003-05-27
I've Got A Broken Down CarI've got a Rock and Roll heartEric Clapton2003-05-29
41 year old Ast'roids Man21st Century Schizoid ManKing Crimson2003-06-07
45 year old Britney Fan21st century Schizoid manKing Crimson2003-06-07
Sleep Walkin'Free Fallin'Tom Petty2003-07-03
A bunch of Avril WannabesCult of PersonalityLiving Colour2003-07-04
The Pirate songMore More MoreAndrea True Connection2003-07-15
Low BrowFree RideEdgar Winter's group2003-07-16
(I Always Think That) Santa Is Watching Me(I Always Feel Like) Somebody's Watching MeRockwell and Michael Jackson2003-07-17
19 Year Old Pregnant19th Nervous BreakdownRolling Stones2003-07-24
Stuck on the Southern StateBorn in the USABruce Springsteen and the E street band2003-07-28
Take a Chance Card PleaseTake A Chance On MeABBA2003-08-30
RewritingI'm Walkin'Fats Domino2004-01-16
Here Comes StreisandHere Comes Your ManThe Pixies2004-03-01
Rudolph The Brown Nosed ReindeerRudolph the Red Nosed ReindeerTraditional2004-07-23
While My Guard Dog Gently SleepsWhile my Guitar Gently WeepsThe Beatles2004-10-11
Bill Clinton Got Run Over By A TaxiGrandma Got Run Over By A ReindeerElmo and Patsy2001-01-13
Albert The Big Sore LoserRudolph The Red Nose ReindeerGene Audrey2001-01-13
It's Called HazingAmazingAerosmith2001-03-02
Whore on the CornerDown on the CornerCreedence Clearwater Revival2001-03-14
That Don't Impress The DutchThat Don't Impress Me MuchShania Twain2001-05-23
Everyday A**holesEveryday PeopleSly and the Family Stone2001-07-01
William Tong's StoryMinorityGreen Day2001-07-19
A Bill Clinton ParodyCrocodile RockElton John2001-07-22