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Song Parodies -> "Baker of Cannolis"

Original Song Title:

"Houses of the Holy"

Original Performer:

Led Zeppelin

Parody Song Title:

"Baker of Cannolis"

Parody Written by:

Billy Florio

The Lyrics

I once said that parodies about food had gotten over used, and that it would be a little while before I did another about food.....well after my last parody just flopped ("Dont you like my boobies"), I decided that I'll fall back on a food one.......This really doesn't make much sense
Let me take you out for dinner
Let me take you for some food
Let us go out for some dessert
Where the people aren't rude

"I'm the baker of cannoli
I will make it taste the best
Come and try some of Biscotti
You can always have the rest
I don't jest

I'm the best here in the village
People come here every day
People love to try my cookies
They don't like them other ways
they say hey-ay

So the bread is in the oven
So the pie is on the rack
Our food is made from loving
That's why people all come back
Oh-whoa-oh Baker's the man

Don't go to those others bakers
cause they will only, only make it bad
Those fools are only the fakers
Their donuts are made from sand
oh-oh"

So let me take you, take you to the baker
Can I take you, baby, for some dough
They've got there the best rolls I've ever tasted
They're Pinoli's aren't old
You know- Whoa- That's right
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lebeiw15 - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice parody!
Billy Florio - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks lebeiw
Phil Rizzuto - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Holy cow, I understood this one perfectly! I loved it! I tell ya, Florio, it's unbelievable!

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