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Song Parodies -> "19 Year Old Pregnant"

Original Song Title:

"19th Nervous Breakdown"

Original Performer:

Rolling Stones

Parody Song Title:

"19 Year Old Pregnant"

Parody Written by:

Billy Florio

The Lyrics

She's the kind of girl that you meet at certain college frat parties
Doing bump and grind, and some cocaine line, spends most time on her knees
She's a pretty girl that has it all, including looks that kill
She gets a guy, but just this time, forgot to take her pill

You get a call, Don't get a fit
Here she comes, Here she comes, Here she comes,
Here she comes
Here comes your 19 year old pregnant

She had a reputation at her school that she would do it with anyone
She just didn't care to what sex you were, as long as she had fun
Meets at a rave, guys twice her age, they have some fun in the back
So she takes some E, and smokes some weed, and does a little crack

You get a call, Don't get a fit
Here she comes, Here she comes, Here she comes,
Here she comes
Here comes your 19 year old pregnant

Oh, who's to blame, she don't know his name
Well, nothing at all that you could say,
Never should have let her go away, Oh Please

She was living here, when she drank some beer, it was her first time drunk
And after that, you can't turn back, she just had too much fun
She met some guys, to our surprise, all of her morals sunk
And all of the warnings that you were telling, all turned into bunk

You get a call, Don't get a fit
Here she comes, Here she comes, Here she comes,
Here she comes
Here comes your 19 year old pregnant

Oh, who's to blame, she don't know his name
Well, nothing at all that you could say,
Never should have let her go away, Oh Please


She had a reputation at her school that she would do it with anyone
She just didn't care to what sex you were, as long as she had fun
Meets at a rave, guys twice her age, they have some fun in the back
So she takes some E, and smokes some weed, and does a little crack

You get a call, Don't get a fit
Here she comes, here comes your 19 year old pregnant
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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 10

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Michael Pacholek - July 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Billy, we gotta get you a new hobby. Seriously, this was funny. Unfortunately, it's too often true, but, not being a rage-filled feminst, I won't dock you any points for it.
Hoeveel - July 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Eh? Lots of people have kids at 19.
who? - July 25, 2003 - Report this comment
I am a pro-life feminist and I wouldn't dock any points either,becuase it's too true. (Not rage-filled either)
Meriadoc - July 25, 2003 - Report this comment
What's with all the Stones songs everyone is doing lately? Pretty good one Billy.
Claude Prez - July 29, 2003 - Report this comment
I think 29 is too young for most people. Good job Billy.
The Great Karlando - August 07, 2003 - Report this comment
I realize that to work with the song it has to be 19 year old, but this would be even more true if it were16 year-old. Or thats what it seems like anyway. Pretty sad huh? Anyway, kickass parody...all 5's.
lyra - April 05, 2005 - Report this comment
i want the song of the barbye
Red Ant - April 22, 2005 - Report this comment
This is not funny but it does happen ( sadly ).

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