Song Parodies -> 19 Year Old Pregnant
| Original Song Title: | "19th Nervous Breakdown" |
| Original Performer: | Rolling Stones |
| Parody Song Title: | "19 Year Old Pregnant" |
| Parody Written by: | Billy Florio |
She's the kind of girl that you meet at certain college frat parties
Doing bump and grind, and some cocaine line, spends most time on her knees
She's a pretty girl that has it all, including looks that kill
She gets a guy, but just this time, forgot to take her pill
You get a call, Don't get a fit
Here she comes, Here she comes, Here she comes,
Here she comes
Here comes your 19 year old pregnant
She had a reputation at her school that she would do it with anyone
She just didn't care to what sex you were, as long as she had fun
Meets at a rave, guys twice her age, they have some fun in the back
So she takes some E, and smokes some weed, and does a little crack
You get a call, Don't get a fit
Here she comes, Here she comes, Here she comes,
Here she comes
Here comes your 19 year old pregnant
Oh, who's to blame, she don't know his name
Well, nothing at all that you could say,
Never should have let her go away, Oh Please
She was living here, when she drank some beer, it was her first time drunk
And after that, you can't turn back, she just had too much fun
She met some guys, to our surprise, all of her morals sunk
And all of the warnings that you were telling, all turned into bunk
You get a call, Don't get a fit
Here she comes, Here she comes, Here she comes,
Here she comes
Here comes your 19 year old pregnant
Oh, who's to blame, she don't know his name
Well, nothing at all that you could say,
Never should have let her go away, Oh Please
She had a reputation at her school that she would do it with anyone
She just didn't care to what sex you were, as long as she had fun
Meets at a rave, guys twice her age, they have some fun in the back
So she takes some E, and smokes some weed, and does a little crack
You get a call, Don't get a fit
Here she comes, here comes your 19 year old pregnant
Doing bump and grind, and some cocaine line, spends most time on her knees
She's a pretty girl that has it all, including looks that kill
She gets a guy, but just this time, forgot to take her pill
You get a call, Don't get a fit
Here she comes, Here she comes, Here she comes,
Here she comes
Here comes your 19 year old pregnant
She had a reputation at her school that she would do it with anyone
She just didn't care to what sex you were, as long as she had fun
Meets at a rave, guys twice her age, they have some fun in the back
So she takes some E, and smokes some weed, and does a little crack
You get a call, Don't get a fit
Here she comes, Here she comes, Here she comes,
Here she comes
Here comes your 19 year old pregnant
Oh, who's to blame, she don't know his name
Well, nothing at all that you could say,
Never should have let her go away, Oh Please
She was living here, when she drank some beer, it was her first time drunk
And after that, you can't turn back, she just had too much fun
She met some guys, to our surprise, all of her morals sunk
And all of the warnings that you were telling, all turned into bunk
You get a call, Don't get a fit
Here she comes, Here she comes, Here she comes,
Here she comes
Here comes your 19 year old pregnant
Oh, who's to blame, she don't know his name
Well, nothing at all that you could say,
Never should have let her go away, Oh Please
She had a reputation at her school that she would do it with anyone
She just didn't care to what sex you were, as long as she had fun
Meets at a rave, guys twice her age, they have some fun in the back
So she takes some E, and smokes some weed, and does a little crack
You get a call, Don't get a fit
Here she comes, here comes your 19 year old pregnant
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Billy, we gotta get you a new hobby. Seriously, this was funny. Unfortunately, it's too often true, but, not being a rage-filled feminst, I won't dock you any points for it.
Eh? Lots of people have kids at 19.
I am a pro-life feminist and I wouldn't dock any points either,becuase it's too true. (Not rage-filled either)
What's with all the Stones songs everyone is doing lately? Pretty good one Billy.
I think 29 is too young for most people. Good job Billy.
I realize that to work with the song it has to be 19 year old, but this would be even more true if it were16 year-old. Or thats what it seems like anyway. Pretty sad huh? Anyway, kickass parody...all 5's.
i want the song of the barbye
This is not funny but it does happen ( sadly ).
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