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Song Parodies -> "Peeing In A Bottle"

Original Song Title:

"Message In A Bottle"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Police

Parody Song Title:

"Peeing In A Bottle"

Parody Written by:

Billy Florio

The Lyrics

It's about High School Sports teams random drug tests...I just had to write it...I thought the idea was too good
Players caught today, for steroid use with needles
Cause a major outrage, called for test repeatal
threatened us with censure if won't submit
when results are back they'll suspend the culprits, ole

They'll send out the drug tests to be checked
They'll send out the drug tests to be checked
That's why I have to repeat
That's why I have to repeat
That's why I have to repeat
Peeing in a bottle, yeah
Peeing in a bottle, yeah

Now those who pass can rejoin the team
But those who fail are banned from sports for life
If you give up now we'll go gentle
But with results you'll want
To die by the knife

They'll send out the drug tests to be checked
They'll send out the drug tests to be checked
That's why I have to repeat
That's why I have to repeat
That's why I have to repeat
Peeing in a bottle, yeah
Peeing in a bottle, yeah
Peeing in a bottle, yeah
Peeing in a bottle, yeah

Woke up this morning, and the drug tests are back
Now we'll find out just which players our team lacks
Seems half the teams gone, now we really suck
The school thinks we'll win the title drug free, good luck!


They'll send out the drug tests to be checked
They'll send out the drug tests to be checked
That's why I have to repeat
That's why I have to repeat
That's why I have to repeat
Peeing in a bottle, yeah
Peeing in a bottle, yeah
Peeing in a bottle, yeah
Peeing in a bottle, yeah
Sending out all our drug tests
Sending out all our drug tests
Sending out all our drug tests
Sending out all our drug tests
Sending out all our drug tests
Sending out all our drug tests
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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.1
Overall Rating: 3.9

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JR - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
You did a good job writing this. 5,5,5.
Jed the Gay Redneck - September 07, 2007 - Report this comment
Good job! Though I think they pee in a cup, not a bottle. Oh well, still well written.

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