Song Parodies -> Learn To Drive
| Original Song Title: | "Learn To Fly" |
| Original Performer: | Foo Fighters |
| Parody Song Title: | "Learn To Drive" |
| Parody Written by: | Billy Florio |
This is a ode to drivers ed, which many high schoolers will be taking this summer. Good luck guys. Gee I remember when I took drivers ed; boy, was that scary!
Run and go tell the instructor
I am ready to drive
Tell me which pedal is gas, I'm getting good vibes
Now how do I use the stick shift?
I don't know why I try
Because if I make one error, we all might die
I'm looking for the brake to save us
Looking for the clutch pedal
Looking for the headlights, which one is the brights
Well now where is the carburetor?
Or is that, that thing under the hood?
I'll get my license when I learn to drive
Well I think I know how to signal
Tell me if I'm right
Oops I think I was suppose to stop at that red light
Well lets go put on the AC
Cause it is getting hot
Now how do you parallel park in a parking lot?
I'm looking for the brake to save us
Looking for the clutch pedal
Looking for the headlights, which one is the brights
Well now where is the carburetor?
Or is that, that thing under the hood?
I'll get my license when I learn to drive
I'll get my license when I learn to
Move you SOB, I'm trying to race this car
Then I'm driving to a bar
Move you SOB, I'm trying to race this car
Then I'm driving to a bar
I'm looking for the brake to save us
Looking for the clutch pedal
Looking for the headlights, which one is the brights
Well now where is the carburetor?
Or is that, that thing under the hood?
I'll get my license when I learn to
I'll get my license when I learn to drive
I'll get my license when I learn to, learn to, learn to...
I am ready to drive
Tell me which pedal is gas, I'm getting good vibes
Now how do I use the stick shift?
I don't know why I try
Because if I make one error, we all might die
I'm looking for the brake to save us
Looking for the clutch pedal
Looking for the headlights, which one is the brights
Well now where is the carburetor?
Or is that, that thing under the hood?
I'll get my license when I learn to drive
Well I think I know how to signal
Tell me if I'm right
Oops I think I was suppose to stop at that red light
Well lets go put on the AC
Cause it is getting hot
Now how do you parallel park in a parking lot?
I'm looking for the brake to save us
Looking for the clutch pedal
Looking for the headlights, which one is the brights
Well now where is the carburetor?
Or is that, that thing under the hood?
I'll get my license when I learn to drive
I'll get my license when I learn to
Move you SOB, I'm trying to race this car
Then I'm driving to a bar
Move you SOB, I'm trying to race this car
Then I'm driving to a bar
I'm looking for the brake to save us
Looking for the clutch pedal
Looking for the headlights, which one is the brights
Well now where is the carburetor?
Or is that, that thing under the hood?
I'll get my license when I learn to
I'll get my license when I learn to drive
I'll get my license when I learn to, learn to, learn to...
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