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Song Parodies -> "Back in the Airport's Bar"

Original Song Title:

"Back in the U.S.S.R."

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Back in the Airport's Bar"

Parody Written by:

Billy Florio

The Lyrics

recently, some airline pilots (I think it was American airlines) were accused of piloting their planes while being intoxicated....this is sung by them
Oh,
Flown in from Miami Beach,
To Kennedy
Had a couple drinks this flight
'Fore another flight I'll put my mind at ease
Yeah, I'm sure one drinks alright

I'm back in the airports bar
You don't know how drunk yet you are, boy
Back in the airports bar (yeah)

Gotta fly this plane right into L-A-X
Hope that we will get there soon
My Co-pilots drunk and he is having sex
Somewhere in the plane's bathroom

I'm back in the airports bar
You don't know how drunk yet you are, boy
Back in the airport
Back in the airport
Back in the airport's bar

Well, these damn long flights really knock me out
I cant keep a straight mind
I need those drinks or I'll scream and shout
But tell the crew the pilot's fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fine

Oh Come on!
Oh Yeah!
oh Yeah!
Oh Oh yeah!
Yeah! Yeah!

Yeah, I'm back in the airports bar
You don't know how drunk yet you are, boy
Back in the airport's bar

Well, these damn long flights really knock me out
I cant keep a straight mind
I need those drinks or I'll scream and shout
But tell the crew the pilot's fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fi-fine

Oh, It's alright I think I can control the pit
Even though I'm slightly drunk
Gee I'm kinda buzzed, where's the landing strip
Aint it great we carry guns

I'm back in the airports bar
You don't know how drunk yet you are, boy
Back in the airport's bar

Oh-oh, let me tell you, Control
Hey I'm back!
I'm back in the airports bar
yes, I'm drunk
Yeah, back in the airport's bar

Ha! Ha!



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Claude Prez - May 05, 2003 - Report this comment
"SOMEWHERE in the plane's bathroom"? It's been awhile since I've flown, but I sure can't think of too many options there....anyway, well done.
Billy Florio - May 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Claude lol.....yeah, well...damn, youe right, I cant think of many other places in the bathroom either lol.........well...the line fit
Meriadoc - May 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Billy, this one's great!
Billy Florio - May 05, 2003 - Report this comment
thanks Meriadoc
Peregrin - May 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Great job Billy, very funny.
Phil Alexander - May 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Tee hee! Nice one, Billy ;-)
Billy Florio - May 06, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks guys, glad you liked it
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Best Billy Florio Parody

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