Tom got married cause he was in love
It was perfect, like some kind of drug
But one day he did something wrong
So the nagging begun

Put down the seat
Put down the seat
Yeah
Put down the seat

This isn't something that can be excused
Cover the bowl after it is used
It's a sin to leave the toilet up
It is worse than arson

Put down the seat
Put down the seat
Put down the Seat
Yeah
Put down the seat

Now Tom knows what marriage really is
Put the seat down when you take a piss
Cause that is something on her pet peeves list
And breaking it's not fun

Put down the seat
Put down the seat
Put down the seat
yeah
Put down the seat

Now Tom is whipped beyond belief
All she wants, causes him much grief
Love turned to hate
Great oh great oh great