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Song Parodies -> "Pork The Other White Meat"

Original Song Title:

"Pour Some Sugar On Me"

Original Performer:

Def Leppard

Parody Song Title:

"Pork The Other White Meat"

Parody Written by:

Billy Florio

The Lyrics

This is, quite possibly the stupidist parody I have ever written! I am having second thoughts about submitting it. This is awful! Remind me never again to write a parody about food, especially to a song with such nonsensical lyrics as "pour some sugar on me". Dont even bother voting, lol, if you dont vote there is still a chance that no one will have to read this monstrosity. lol
Oh oh oh oh oh, oh oh oh oh oh

white inside (good all day)
I love its taste
(hey hey) huh hey
huh hey
huh hey
huh

well pork is the bomb, gravy, c'mon pour it on
Like eating that pig that cried all the way home
the pork's good, pork good, its juicy like it should
eat it with potatoes, damn does that taste good
(that taste good)
Hey
huh
hey

its brown on the outside, and its a white on the in
well, how good does it taste, where do I begin?
veggies, onions, it is complete
eat it with anything, its just so sweet, yeah

hey, C'mon
cut a slice off
eat it up
tender and soft
bottoms up
pork the other white meat
Oo, and it tastes so good
Pork the other white meat
it tastes just like it should
pork the other white meat
just taste it if you could
its hot, soft and brown, it looks so good, nice and round yeah

huh hey
huh hey
huh hey
huh
listen

Some say chicken's tops, but I say no
All the idiots who say that just don't know
the goodness, tastiest, the best of all
try it, take a bite, a good call
(a good call)
its a good call

You gotta taste a little, taste a little, try a little more
Just don't let me hear you a asking me a what for
veggies, onions, it is complete
eat it with anything, its just so sweet, yeah

(Yeah!)
Take a little more
cut a slice off
eat it up
tender and soft
bottoms up
pork the other white meat
Oo, and it tastes so good
Pork the other white meat
it tastes just like it should
pork the other white meat
just taste it if you could
its hot, soft and brown, it looks so good, nice and round yeah

(You got the gravy, I got the meat)
Sweet to eat
(taste it man)
Cause it's hot
(Hot!)
So Hot
Soft and brown, looks to good
(Good!)
So good
Good, nice and round
(nice and round)
Do you like gravy?
One spoon or two
cut a slice off
(Cut a slice off)
eat it up
(eat it up)
tender and soft
bottoms up
(Bottoms up)
pork the other white meat
Oo, and it tastes so good
Pork the other white meat
it tastes just like it should
pork the other white meat
just taste it if you could
Pork the other white meat
Oo, and it tastes so good
Pork the other white meat
Come on, come eat it
Pork the other white meat
Ooh
Pork the other white meat
Yeah!
Pork is great!
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