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Song Parodies -> "While My Guard Dog Gently Sleeps"

Original Song Title:

"While my Guitar Gently Weeps"

Original Performer:

The Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"While My Guard Dog Gently Sleeps"

Parody Written by:

Billy Florio

The Lyrics

Havent written a new one in a while....dont think this is the return to my habit.
Someone, through the door, strolls right in, to my kitchen
While my guard dog gently sleeps
He knocks over drawers yelling loud-ly and twitching
Still my guard dog gently sleeps

I don't know why, he doesn't wake up, nothing in-terrupts sleep
I don't know how he doesn't hear this
Laying in calm bliss.

He takes my guitar, and he pro-ceeds with strumming
Yet my guard dog calmly sleeps
He then takes a wrench, and he fixes my plumbing
Still my guard dog carefree sleeps

He sits right down turns on some hockey
Then puts in Rocky 2
There's all this noise but no reaction
Sleeping without a clue

He sets, off a bomb, which foretells, the world's ending
Still my guard dog gently sleeps
We all are dead...
And my guard dog gently sleeps.
Billy's unupdated home of laughter Comments?: Bflorio12@hotmail.com

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Kristof Robertson - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
As the scenarios got more and more ridiculous, my laughter got louder....555
Charlie Decker - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
That was awesome. It gained steam and got better and better as it went on. 5s!
Stuart McArthur - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
ridiculous all right - fantastic - sounds a lot like my dog - 555
Joe Melchionne - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
My dog, he dont chase cars he just sits at the curb and takes down license plate number's.... 555
LucidLupin LeeBee - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Great parody 555 Has to be a long return return ticket surely ... go on... ;)
Sweet Indigo - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Hehehehe! Very witty, I love it!
alvin rhodes - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
great build up....cracked me up...5s
Airfarcewon - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny...and well done..
Ashkicksass - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL. Great job!
Adagio - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny!!! 5's I kept thing of my dog, who would only lick them and wag her tail.
Tim Hal - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Well crafted!
Billy Florio - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks a whole bunch guys!
Dee Range - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent, Billy. High 5's
Claude Prez - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Great stuff Billy; loved the plumbing and Rocky 2 lines.
Johnny D - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
What Claude said. Great job.
Billy Florio - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks again you three
Serafina - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Nicely done, Billy.
Billy Florio - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Serafina
Agrimorfee - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
What a weird perspective...it's like the narrator is telling us what happened from the afterlife. Wonder if the dumb dog went to heaven (or hell) with him? :)
2nz - April 21, 2005 - Report this comment
HEY, coulda sworn I commented on this one already. Very funny Billy. Nice job with the continuously upped exaggerations.

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