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Song Parodies -> "Porno Magazines"

Original Song Title:

"Yellow Submarine"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Porno Magazines"

Parody Written by:

Billy Florio

The Lyrics

This will be the first in my porno parody series (I'll try to keep it clean!)
In the town, where I was born
Is a shop that sells candy
And they sell many great things
But the best is, Magazines

They sell Time, also the Sun
Home and Garden and Sixteen
But the best has yet to come
They're the porno magazines

We love to read the porno magazines
porno magazines, porno magazines
We love to read the porno magazines
porno magazines, porno magazines

All the joy that one could hold
Just to see the new centerfold
And we all yell out and say

We love to read the porno magazines
porno magazines, porno magazines
We love to read the porno magazines
porno magazines, porno magazines

As we touch the page so soft
Everyone of us, starts to get off
We are filled with ecstasy
When we read those magazines

We love to read the porno magazines
porno magazines, porno magazines
We love to read the porno magazines
porno magazines, porno magazines

We love to read the porno magazines
porno magazines, porno magazines
We love to read the porno magazines
porno magazines, porno magazines
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Rice Cube - April 14, 2003 - Report this comment
But honestly, does one TRULY "read" a porno magazine? ;-)
Tone-Def - April 14, 2003 - Report this comment
We all look at the porno magazines wouldve been better but im giving all 5s anyway
Billy Florio - April 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey..I read them for the articles...anyway, youre both right,,,that would have been a better churus Tone-def...thanks for the comments
Claude Prez - April 14, 2003 - Report this comment
It's refreshing to see someone encouraging kids to read. Well done.
Jeff Reuben - April 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Articles?
AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment
"How'd That Get On This Site?" Award
Johnny D - January 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, who stuck the centerfold pages together?
Know 1 can hear you dream - February 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, what do you do when they don't carry The Lancet?

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