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Song Parodies -> "All I Wanna Do (Is Be A Nun)"

Original Song Title:

"All I Wanna Do (Is Have Some Fun)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Sheryl Crow

Parody Song Title:

"All I Wanna Do (Is Be A Nun)"

Parody Written by:

Billy Florio

The Lyrics

this is so wrong....no one take offense to this, ok
This aint no temple
This aint the Vatican either, this is the church

All I wanna do-a is become a nun before I die
I'll take my vows next week, it'll be great
I get to wear those old black habits and wrinkly cloaks
I can sing and dance and be cool just like Woopie

And it's real holy to me
yeah you always see nuns in the movies having the times of their lives
They are having fun and gaily singing
And always are helping the community
The good Catholics of the world are coming to church on their Sundays,
standing and praying, and try their best to stay awake
Then they all go home after the service
Back to their dull family, what I hate to do
They, think nothing happens in the church, but

All I wanna do is be a nun
I've got a feeling it'll be really fun
All I wanna do is be a nun
I've got a feeling it'll be really fun
All I wanna do is be a nun
until the doomsday comes and the second coming of Jesus Christ

I like a good mir'cle early in the morning
The pastor likes to spike the water with holy blood of Christ
The alter is the bar
And he'll bless every wine in the rectory
And then drink them all
We'll party, all night long
having a great time, drinking us drunk
And watching the TV and the people on Telecare
A pious Christian enters the church
He aguishly wants a chance to repent
The drunk priest goes to the confessional

So, all I wanna do is be a nun
I've got a feeling it'll be really fun
All I wanna do is be a nun
I've got a feeling it'll be really fun
All I wanna do is be a nun
Until the doomsday comes and the second coming of Jesus Christ

Otherwise the parties on
The Bread and the wine and the blessings too
The pastor and the pews and the crappy holy songs
And there are no Jews

So, all I wanna do is be a nun
I've got a feeling it'll be really fun
All I wanna do is be a nun
I've got a feeling it'll be really fun
All I wanna do is be a nun
Tell the Monsignor the party has just begun
All I wanna do is be a nun
We all told ya, Christ is the only one
All I wanna do is be a nun
Until the doomsday comes and the second coming of Jesus Christ
Until the doomsday comes and the second coming of Jesus Christ
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Michael Pacholek - February 03, 2003 - Report this comment
You might want to send it to Denis Leary. He once did a bit about what might have happened to Jesus if he'd lived to be 40, imagining him like Elvis at that age, and said, "I'm gonna go to hell for that one, but I don't care." I'm not sure I would've liked this one as much if I were Catholic, but I thought it was terrific. Just don't show it to Pat Buchanan.
Normia Wales - May 07, 2003 - Report this comment
Hilarious!
Billy Florio - May 07, 2003 - Report this comment
I always wonder ...if the person replys twice with the same thing, does that mean they voted twice too? lol.....thanks Normia
I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 12, 2003 - Report this comment
That's a Bloddy (Mary) great song! I hope some Catholics out there in Cyberland have a great sense of Humor though!!!!!!!
Ashkicksass - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
This made me giggle!
Arwen - October 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks to Ash's giggle on the recent comment page, this made me giggle, too! 5s, Billy!!!
Billy Florio - October 27, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks Arwen and Ash!

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