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Song Parodies -> "A Barry Bonds Parody"

Original Song Title:

"Smooth"

Original Performer:

Santana featuring Rob Thomas

Parody Song Title:

"A Barry Bonds Parody"

Parody Written by:

Billy Florio

The Lyrics

Well its a hot one
Like Seven innings but it just begun
I hear them list all of the guys, the line-up
And they hit so smooth
He gunna hit it, He'll strike the ball, make it diminish
He's the all star of All Stars
And he aint that new

And if you said, he will break the record
I'd agree and say he would do it
I wish I could watch him break Mcgwire's rule
Oh he's so cool

And he could go past Sosa
under the count
Swing at every ball, till he shot one out
He's got a man that's running, he can really move
You've got two outs, hit it hard
And just go pulverize it

Oh and this one thing
If he would miss, it be a crying shame
In every ball and every strike
I hear the ump calling him out
He's out from the dugout, you hear the cheers from the yelling fans
You feel the throwing of the pitch, so deep and fast
trying to strike him out

And if you said, he will break the record
I'd agree and say he would do it
I wish I could watch him break Mcgwire's rule
Oh he's so cool

And he could go past Sosa
under the count
Swing at every ball, till he shot one out
He's got a man that's running, he can really move
You've got two outs, hit it hard
And just go pulverize it

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 36

Voting Breakdown

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Johhny - November 14, 2003 - Report this comment
I would have commented on this a year or so ago, but comments weren't enabled back then. So here's my comment:
I liked it.
Billy Florio - November 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Its about two years old I think lol..thanks Johhny
Who cares what my name is - September 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I am so hoping that B-Bo does not return to the lineup any time soon. He trails Babe by 11 and Hank by 52. Anyway I think we need some high votes to counterbalance the undeserved 1's.
Deb - April 09, 2006 - Report this comment
where can I hear this song?
loki - May 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Now he trails Babe by TWO and Hank by 41. (That is, prior to tonight's game.) I am so with Who cares... he does NOT deserve to break the all time record.

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