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Song Parodies -> "I Can't Walk Around You"

Original Song Title:

"I Can Dream About You"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dan Hartman

Parody Song Title:

"I Can't Walk Around You"

Parody Written by:

Billy Florio

The Lyrics

No one's passing you when you walk down the street
I can't get by; To get to my work is gonna be a feat

I can't walk around you
It's because you are so fat
I can't walk around you
You need to do something 'bout that

I can't walk around you
It's because you are so fat
I can't walk around you
You need to do something 'bout that

Shifting sideways, I can't see around your ass
I keep wond'ring, where did you get all of the fat
that I see on you

I can't walk around you
It's because you are so fat
I can't walk around you
You need to do something 'bout that

I can't walk around you
I'm gonna press myself against you and hope I can pass by
I can't walk around you
You know you got me wishing you're a thinner guy

Looking under, I can't even see your feet
I keep wond'ring, the fat in your heart when will it stop it's beat?

I can't walk Ohhhh
I can't walk
No, I can't walk Ohhhhh

I don't understand it
I can't squeeze myself in between you
Ooo now flabby, I'm caught up in the fat that hangs off of you
I'll suffocate soon

I can't walk around you
It's because you are so fat
I can't walk around you
You need to do something 'bout that

I can't walk around you
It's because you are so fat
I can't walk around you

I can't walk
I can't walk
Oh, I can't walk around you
{fade out}

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Jeff Reuben - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
The guy who doesn't like the fat songs will have a field day with this! =)
Billy Florio - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Jeff, did you vote?
Claude Prez - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice job. Also with the spelling.
Billy Florio - May 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Claude, my spellings not usually THAT bad...that's my brother....anyway, thanks anyway lol

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