Song Parodies -> I Can't Walk Around You
| Original Song Title: | "I Can Dream About You" |
| Original Performer: | Dan Hartman |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Can't Walk Around You" |
| Parody Written by: | Billy Florio |
No one's passing you when you walk down the street
I can't get by; To get to my work is gonna be a feat
I can't walk around you
It's because you are so fat
I can't walk around you
You need to do something 'bout that
I can't walk around you
It's because you are so fat
I can't walk around you
You need to do something 'bout that
Shifting sideways, I can't see around your ass
I keep wond'ring, where did you get all of the fat
that I see on you
I can't walk around you
It's because you are so fat
I can't walk around you
You need to do something 'bout that
I can't walk around you
I'm gonna press myself against you and hope I can pass by
I can't walk around you
You know you got me wishing you're a thinner guy
Looking under, I can't even see your feet
I keep wond'ring, the fat in your heart when will it stop it's beat?
I can't walk Ohhhh
I can't walk
No, I can't walk Ohhhhh
I don't understand it
I can't squeeze myself in between you
Ooo now flabby, I'm caught up in the fat that hangs off of you
I'll suffocate soon
I can't walk around you
It's because you are so fat
I can't walk around you
You need to do something 'bout that
I can't walk around you
It's because you are so fat
I can't walk around you
I can't walk
I can't walk
Oh, I can't walk around you
{fade out}
I can't get by; To get to my work is gonna be a feat
I can't walk around you
It's because you are so fat
I can't walk around you
You need to do something 'bout that
I can't walk around you
It's because you are so fat
I can't walk around you
You need to do something 'bout that
Shifting sideways, I can't see around your ass
I keep wond'ring, where did you get all of the fat
that I see on you
I can't walk around you
It's because you are so fat
I can't walk around you
You need to do something 'bout that
I can't walk around you
I'm gonna press myself against you and hope I can pass by
I can't walk around you
You know you got me wishing you're a thinner guy
Looking under, I can't even see your feet
I keep wond'ring, the fat in your heart when will it stop it's beat?
I can't walk Ohhhh
I can't walk
No, I can't walk Ohhhhh
I don't understand it
I can't squeeze myself in between you
Ooo now flabby, I'm caught up in the fat that hangs off of you
I'll suffocate soon
I can't walk around you
It's because you are so fat
I can't walk around you
You need to do something 'bout that
I can't walk around you
It's because you are so fat
I can't walk around you
I can't walk
I can't walk
Oh, I can't walk around you
{fade out}
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The guy who doesn't like the fat songs will have a field day with this! =)
Jeff, did you vote?
Nice job. Also with the spelling.
Claude, my spellings not usually THAT bad...that's my brother....anyway, thanks anyway lol
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