Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Bill Clinton Got Run Over By A Taxi"

Original Song Title:

"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Elmo and Patsy

Parody Song Title:

"Bill Clinton Got Run Over By A Taxi"

Parody Written by:

Billy Florio

The Lyrics

Bill Clinton got run over by a taxi
while walking to his house in Chappaqua
you can say there ain't no crime in Westchester
But then look at the beating that he got


He'd been eating to many Big Macs,
and we begged him not to go
but they forgot his quarter pounder,
so he set right out the door into the snow

When we found his the next morning
at the scene of the attack
he had french fries on his forehead
and these delieous apple pies all on his back

Bill Clinton got run over by a taxi
while walking to his house in Chappaqua
you can say there ain't no crime in Westchester
But then look at the beating that he got

You got to hand it to Hillary
She's as calm as she could be
sitting in there writting speeches
and drinking beer with the senator Ted Kennedy

It ain't normal with out slick Willy
All the interns dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
was he going to Monica's when he came back?



Bill Clinton got run over by a taxi
while walking to his house in Chappaqua
you can say there ain't no crime in Westchester
But then look at the beating that he got


Now the news is to the public
but no one really seems to care
He's not anymore that important
All he does is sit at home and listen to Cher

He probably could have done some more
But his presidency wasn't that great
He had scandal after scandal
and we had the horror of looking at Linda Tripp's face

Bill Clinton got run over by a taxi
while walking to his house in Chappaqua
you can say there ain't no crime in Westchester
But then look at the beating that he got


Bill Clinton got run over by a taxi
while walking to his house in Chappaqua
you can say there ain't no crime in Westchester
But then look at the beating that he got

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 74

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   8
 8
 9
 
 2   9
 5
 4
 
 3   23
 6
 12
 
 4   8
 13
 17
 
 5   26
 42
 32
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/80s/elmoandpatsy0.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 724