Bill Clinton got run over by a taxi
while walking to his house in Chappaqua
you can say there ain't no crime in Westchester
But then look at the beating that he got


He'd been eating to many Big Macs,
and we begged him not to go
but they forgot his quarter pounder,
so he set right out the door into the snow

When we found his the next morning
at the scene of the attack
he had french fries on his forehead
and these delieous apple pies all on his back

Bill Clinton got run over by a taxi
while walking to his house in Chappaqua
you can say there ain't no crime in Westchester
But then look at the beating that he got

You got to hand it to Hillary
She's as calm as she could be
sitting in there writting speeches
and drinking beer with the senator Ted Kennedy

It ain't normal with out slick Willy
All the interns dressed in black
And we just can't help but wonder
was he going to Monica's when he came back?



Bill Clinton got run over by a taxi
while walking to his house in Chappaqua
you can say there ain't no crime in Westchester
But then look at the beating that he got


Now the news is to the public
but no one really seems to care
He's not anymore that important
All he does is sit at home and listen to Cher

He probably could have done some more
But his presidency wasn't that great
He had scandal after scandal
and we had the horror of looking at Linda Tripp's face

Bill Clinton got run over by a taxi
while walking to his house in Chappaqua
you can say there ain't no crime in Westchester
But then look at the beating that he got


Bill Clinton got run over by a taxi
while walking to his house in Chappaqua
you can say there ain't no crime in Westchester
But then look at the beating that he got