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Song Parodies -> "That Don't Impress The Dutch"

Original Song Title:

"That Don't Impress Me Much"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Shania Twain

Parody Song Title:

"That Don't Impress The Dutch"

Parody Written by:

Billy Florio

The Lyrics

I know a few guys who think they are pretty smart
They make new cars that are a work of art
They've got so much money-- They can control it all
In this modern world, they are know-it-alls

But Oh-oo-oh, they are really rich and
Oh-oo-oh, they are so advanced

ok, so they're not Amish
That don't inpress the Dutch


These Pennsilvania Dutch, they are out of touch
Now don't get me wrong-- their lives are alright
But thats if we were living in 1645
It don't impress the dutch

They never knew a guy who had a TV in his house yeah
or a telephone there -- Just in case
They have no electric -- they don't care for it
Cause Heaven forbid they should have fun in this place

Oh-oo-oh, they are so religous
oh-oo-oh, in their horse drawn wagons

Ok, so we got cable
That don't inpress the Dutch

They've got the beards, but their not ZZ top
Don't get me wrong-- barn Buildings alright
But how many can you build in the middle of the night
We don't Inpress the Dutch

They're those kind of guys who like to make everything
Quilts, Barns and Wagons, and thats only the begining
I can't believe they get up at four in the night
C'mon, to milk the cows-- you must be joking, right?

Oh-oo-oh, they have many cows
oh-oo-oh, a windmill too

Ok, so we have fun
That don't impress the Dutch

They've got the beards, but their not ZZ top
Don't get me wrong-- barn Buildings alright
But how many can you build in the middle of the night
We don't Inpress the Dutch


They've got the beards, but their not ZZ top
Don't get me wrong-- barn Buildings alright
But how many can you build in the middle of the night
We don't Inpress the Dutch

Ok, so we have lives
That don't impress the Dutch

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Pacing: 3.9
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I wish I was Roger Taylor - June 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Please don't insult the Amish, Billy!!!!!!!!!!! I think you need to see the movie "Witness" with Harrison Ford!!!!!!!!! That's about an Amish Mother & Son!!!!! :)
Billy Florio - June 05, 2003 - Report this comment
Ive seen Witness...its a very good movie (Ive also been to the Amish areas of Pennsilvania many many times...Lancastor, Intercourse, Blue Balls, Bird in hand, Virgin-ville.....these are real town names...and you thought those Amish didnt have dirty minds!)
Phil Alexander - October 26, 2007 - Report this comment
A comment after all these years... :-D That's kinda fun, Billy.

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