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Song Parodies -> "Red Meat"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Speak"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

No Doubt

Parody Song Title:

"Red Meat"

Parody Written by:

Billy Florio

The Lyrics

I'm hungry
So I think I now should eat
I do think I should eat, right now

So I start to go
Go down to the diner
I do believe
Food there is finer

Here's the menu, order some food
I want the steak
Well done I want, now go

Red meat
I know that's what you're bringing
But not what I'm eating
Don't tell me that it's cooked
Red meat
Don't give me that raw thing
Guess you don't like cooking
Well don't expect a tip

I'll send it back
If its not how I like
And believe me if you want
I'll put up a fight

I want meat, make it complete
To you cooking it must
must be a feat

Red meat
I know that's what you're bringing
But not what I'm eating
Don't tell me that it's cooked
Red meat
Don't give me that raw thing
Guess you don't like cooking
Well don't expect a tip

Salmonella
or E-coli, hey fella, it's not safe

I'm hungry
but I wont eat raw meat...not me
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I wish I was Bob Geldof - June 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Ha! Ha!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 01, 2004 - Report this comment
4-4-4, I was hardly in fits of laughter but it was a good idea. 'I wish I was Bob Geldof', what is your actual name? (Possibly Bobbette Geldof, opening a political bag of worms)

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