Song Parodies -> Red Meat
| Original Song Title: | "Don't Speak" |
| Original Performer: | No Doubt |
| Parody Song Title: | "Red Meat" |
| Parody Written by: | Billy Florio |
I'm hungry
So I think I now should eat
I do think I should eat, right now
So I start to go
Go down to the diner
I do believe
Food there is finer
Here's the menu, order some food
I want the steak
Well done I want, now go
Red meat
I know that's what you're bringing
But not what I'm eating
Don't tell me that it's cooked
Red meat
Don't give me that raw thing
Guess you don't like cooking
Well don't expect a tip
I'll send it back
If its not how I like
And believe me if you want
I'll put up a fight
I want meat, make it complete
To you cooking it must
must be a feat
Red meat
I know that's what you're bringing
But not what I'm eating
Don't tell me that it's cooked
Red meat
Don't give me that raw thing
Guess you don't like cooking
Well don't expect a tip
Salmonella
or E-coli, hey fella, it's not safe
I'm hungry
but I wont eat raw meat...not me
So I think I now should eat
I do think I should eat, right now
So I start to go
Go down to the diner
I do believe
Food there is finer
Here's the menu, order some food
I want the steak
Well done I want, now go
Red meat
I know that's what you're bringing
But not what I'm eating
Don't tell me that it's cooked
Red meat
Don't give me that raw thing
Guess you don't like cooking
Well don't expect a tip
I'll send it back
If its not how I like
And believe me if you want
I'll put up a fight
I want meat, make it complete
To you cooking it must
must be a feat
Red meat
I know that's what you're bringing
But not what I'm eating
Don't tell me that it's cooked
Red meat
Don't give me that raw thing
Guess you don't like cooking
Well don't expect a tip
Salmonella
or E-coli, hey fella, it's not safe
I'm hungry
but I wont eat raw meat...not me
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Ha! Ha!
4-4-4, I was hardly in fits of laughter but it was a good idea. 'I wish I was Bob Geldof', what is your actual name? (Possibly Bobbette Geldof, opening a political bag of worms)
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