I've been thinkin' all night, cant write on a thing
There's a tune in my head that I will sing
Just words I'm-a changin'. got to make them laugh
And I would write better if they paid me cash

My mind is tired and my lights gettin' too bright
I've got to write another "See Yoda fight"
Cant write no song at all

I've got a thing and its called writers block
I've just cant write no more songs
Writers block

The radio is playing some Bob Rivers song
Hoping ideas come along
I just cant write under this stress
When I have a clear mind I write the best

My mind is tired and I cant read the words
I'm gonna go listen to some Stan Freeberg
I cant get no idea at all

I've got a thing and its called writers block
I've got a pain in my mind
Writers block

Few more words, I'm almost done
Maybe this will be my 81th
gotta finish, end I seek
This is the first I've done in a week

And I've got to make sure my pacing is tight
Then submit to Am-I-Right
And Jeff Reuben is catching up
Oh, won't my writers block please stop?

But something's missing and I think my mind is broke
Oh my God, I forgot to put in a joke
Now this isn't funny at all

I've got a thing and its called writers block
I cant think up a damn word
I've got a thing and its called writers block
I've got a thing and its called writers block