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Song Parodies -> "Mugger"

Original Song Title:

"Thriller"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Mugger"

Parody Written by:

Billy Florio

The Lyrics

It's close to midnight, and you are walking through dark Central Park
There's only moonlight, there are no lights so you can see in dark
You hear a noise and, you look around to see what had made it
You see a shadow, it's coming at you with his dark eyes
Who is this guy?

Oh it's a mugger, in the night
Watch out, he's gunna rob you, then he will get out of sight
Oh it's a mugger, in the night
He's gunna take your purse, cause he's a grubber, mugger alright

As he approaches, you realize there's nowhere left to run
You feel his cold hands, and also the cold barrel of his gun
He starts to whisper, "Just give me all your money now, or else"
You look around you, you wonder if he is the killing kind
Is this your time?

Oh it's a mugger, in the night
Watch out, he's gunna rob you, then he will get out of sight
Oh it's a mugger, in the night
He's gunna take your purse, cause he's a grubber, mugger alright

He'll rob you all
The police do nothing to stop the crime wave
There's no runnin' from the gun of the burglar this time (no where to hide)
This is the end of your life

He takes all from you, he'll take all of your money and all your cash
He tries to scare you, he'll try to make his escape really fast
Now you've been robbed, you've been burglarized, frightened and abused
What will you do now, now that you are broke, you just don't know
Where will you go?

Oh it's a mugger, in the night
Watch out, he's gunna rob you, then he will get out of sight
Oh it's a mugger, in the night
He's gunna take your purse, cause he's a grubber, fugger, lover, mugger, here tonight

(This is the Vincent Price rap)
Darkness falls around the park
You don't take a liking to the dark
He comes from behind, oh yeah
I suggest you run, cause he's there
And to his crime he wont confess
He just likes he scared you sh*tless
He takes your money, and your purse
Be glad he got to you first
Cause there are others full of crime
Who to you wouldn't be so kind
There are killers, Kooks and rape-ers
All of them will hurt you greater
So just be glad you are alive
The cops do nothing for you
For they will never catch that guy
Cause muggers dont leave no clues!
(maniacal laugh)
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