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Song Parodies -> "A Bill Clinton Parody"

Original Song Title:

"Crocodile Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"A Bill Clinton Parody"

Parody Written by:

Billy Florio

The Lyrics

I remember when Bill was young
Him and Suzie had so much fun
Having sex and getting stoned
They sat in the back of a cop car and were all alone
But the biggest mess he ever got
was when he left the state and Little Rock
He had to stop boinking girls and sluts
He was hopping and bopping to Super Tuesday stops

And Little Rock heard something shocking
That his hands just cant kept still
He never knew that women he touched, and I guess He never will
Oh Rawdy Bill and those Friday nights
When he didn't inhale, yeah right
but Clinton fever was really out of sight

But the years went by and Vince Foster died
Little Rock wondered if he's the same guy
Long Nights crying bout his fidelity
Apologizing for Monica Lewinsky
But we'll never cure the chills he got
when he was shunned from his home Little Rock
Telling folks to forget the past
He really thought that his acceptance would last

And Little Rock heard something shocking
That his hands just cant kept still
He never knew that women he touched, and I guess He never will
Oh Rawdy Bill and those Friday nights
When he didn't inhale, yeah right
but Clinton fever was really out of sight

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Pacing: 3.9
How Funny: 4.2
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 49

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I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey! Where's the 'La La La La La"? It's not a good parody, unless you get the whole f#*%ing song right. Stick to your day Job you F#(%wit!!!!!!!!!!
I wish I was Billy Florio....wait, I am - May 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry, "I wish I was Bob Geldof" i must have forgot to put the la la la's in....but is that a reason to call me a F**kwit?
I wish I was Jason Kidd so I could teach LeBron James what "defense" looks like, instead I'm just Michael Pacholek - May 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Another figure-skating judge, ripping Billy on pacing. It's not a reason to call him a "F#(%wit". Even his politics aren't such a reason. This parody? It is a reason to call Billy "a guy in a slump," but nothing worse than that.
Guy - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Billy - I'm late tuning in to this one but I thought it was really good but it's even better because it is so true and about my least favorite FORMER leader of a major world government. Well done and deserved.
Michael McVey - January 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm sure Hillary will include you in her Last Will and Testament (hint, hint). Good job, mate! -- MM

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