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Song Parodies -> "45 year old Britney Fan"

Original Song Title:

"21st century Schizoid man"

Original Performer:

King Crimson

Parody Song Title:

"45 year old Britney Fan"

Parody Written by:

Billy Florio

The Lyrics

The sad part is these people do exist......I have a friend that will probably be this person exactly when he turns 45 (he is over 20 something years away)...and he wont even be able to sing along with this song because I bet he has no clue who King Crimson is......idiot
Has all her albums
Her posters he's got a ton
His interest goes beyond fun
45 year old Britney fan

Still is all alone
Still living inside his parents home
Most sex he's had has been on a phone
45 year old Britney fan

Jerks off till it hurts
Wearing all his Britney shirts
He's really just one big pervert
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Overall Rating: 4.2

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Adam B. - June 07, 2003 - Report this comment
God that's pathetic, a 45 year old Brittany fan. Really all her fans are pathetic. Too bad the song has such short verses. Maybe I'll do one and double the length.
The 100-Year-Old Britney Fan - June 08, 2003 - Report this comment
I love this parody, but really: If you want to do any better, why not a 100-yer-old Britney fan like myself. I was born in 1903 on the planet Neptune.
Phil Alexander - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Very funny - works well with the song title... though at 45, he should know who King Crimson are, surely?
Billy Florio - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Guys.....Phil, Im talking about my friend. He'd go out of his way just not to know who a band from before he was born were.....
Phil - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
But if he's 45... IIRC King Crimson were around in the 60s and 70s, 21st Century Schizoid Man came out around '69 when he would have been 11 (about the age of most of Britney's fans today, I'd imagine).
Billy Florio - June 09, 2003 - Report this comment
He's not 45, Im saying when he turns friend is the same age as me....he was born in the early 80s
Phil - June 10, 2003 - Report this comment
OIC... should have read the heading properly, it's all there ;-)
Elmer Fudge - May 24, 2004 - Report this comment
If you combined this song and the asteroids song, you might have something, something funny and cool!

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