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Song Parodies -> "Ode to the Rookie Writer"

Original Song Title:

"When I'm 64"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Ode to the Rookie Writer"

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The Lyrics

I write a song, it's already there
And I'm really pissed
Thinking there's a song that only I just know
But there's just ten thousand or so

Thinking of songs til quarter to 3
Now I'm real uptight
Songs are a looky, but I'm a rookie
Here at amiright

Be submiting soon
And by the time I'm done
It's already noon

I could be writing 'bout the TV
From this funny show
But the only problem is to find a song
In which someone can sing along

Write about gardens, smokin' some weed
Getting squirrel bites
Baking some cookies, being a rookie
Here at amiright

Here this part is really long but I don't give a crap because now I cannot think
Oh, here comes one now
Great, now it's gone again
Think it's about cows

Thing's almost over, and it's 'bout time
Fingers really hurt
Pause and play and pause and play and pause and play
And that's my life everyday

I post it up, they think it's dirty
I just wanna fight
Thank you, you damn geeks, now it's on whatfreaks
Not on amiright

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Royce Miller - June 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Very good!
Pat - June 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Michael Pacholek - June 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Been there. Done that.
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