This season's been like a slow hell
We haven't won a game if you can't tell
We aint seen a win in eight damn games
Been relying on Payne and Edgell
Wish Tod and Ronnie weren't on the DL
Wonder if we'll ever win a game

(chorus)
You saw who's pitchng today
And all our hopes went away
We cant possibly win with him out there

We saw you guys laughing when we pulled in
We all know you're gonna win
But our half-hearted attempts tell me we still aint got a chance
We've been losing each game for a long time
If we win this game we'll be one and nine
We aint seen a win in eight damn games

(Chorus)

I could've of told you yesterday we weren't gonna win
It's gonna be the same old slaughter rule of ten
Since the first game we aint made a good play
Winnig was last year's ways
I wish those times would stay
Last yeat we were first
This year we're gonna be blown away
We've been on this losing streak for the longest time
But our coach says that we'll be fine
I can't understand why we're losing so many games

You've seen our pitcher today
Tis team can't change their ways
We can't wait to go on home and sleep all day

I just called to say I forefeit
Go back home