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Song Parodies -> "White House Rock ( The Three-qual)"

Original Song Title:

"Jailhouse Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Elvis Presley

Parody Song Title:

"White House Rock ( The Three-qual)"

Parody Written by:

Ghetto John, Michael Florio , & Billy Florio

The Lyrics

Ok, welcome to White House Rock ( The Three-qual)! Usually when I do a follow up its usually just me, but this time I called on some of the best, yes of course, the Florio Brothers. We came together to bring you, what I think is A great Parody! Full of the tradition of " White House Rock" which is to poke fun at American Culture, by placing them in a House Party at the White House. Enjoy Peace --- Ghetto John, Billy Florio, & Michael Florio
[Ghetto John]
Well George Bush threw a party in the D of C.
The prison band was there and then they fled the scene.
The cops were a runnin and Old Bush began to speak.
You should've heard his knocked up daughters sing.
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Steve Irwin chases Aussie Crocks!
and dances to the White House Rock.

[Billy Florio]
Michael Jackson sang to little boys alone,
50 Cent was rappin' bout his ghetto home.
Punk Wannabe, Avril Lavigne forgot her tie,
then came Colin Farrell to give her a try.
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody even Brit' John Locke
was dancin' to the White house Rock.


[Michael Florio]
Slick Willie Clinton danced with Hillary:
All the floors were being waxed by Mr Clean
Well Teddy got a blowjob from Lisa Marie
but Norah Jones just danced alone with her grammy
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody even John Edwards
was dancin' to the White House Rock.


[Ghetto John]
Now Mick Jag was a singin with the Rollin Stones
way over in the corner Justin's all alone.
Then Laura said, "Im lovin on your fresh shaved hair!.
If you want some good booty you should call up Cher
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Jimmy fallon makes comedy ROCK!!!!
He's dancin' to the White House Rock.

[Billy Florio]
Winner Reuben said to Clay, "Simon's a fake,
Kelly Clarkson's, now is gonna get her break."
Adrian Brody was not on the guest list
He turned to Halle Berry just to give her a kiss

[Michael Florio]
Let's rock, everybody, let's rock.
Everybody even Chat Room bots
was dancin' to the White House Rock.
Rest In Peace --- Monaco Chris.

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Michael Pacholek - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Teddy? I know the Splendid Splinter was a big-time fan of the Bush family, but I don't think he's gotten anything from Lisa Marie lately.
Billy Florio - June 02, 2003 - Report this comment
I think he meant Teddy Kennedy, which still doesnt make much sense, but whatever...maybe Teddy Ruxbin lol.......nobodys commented on the inclusion of John Locke yet? lol
Olvan The Terrible - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, John Locke's been deceased for a century or two.
Michael Pacholek - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
You know how it is with these kids, Billy: If it didn't happen on TV in their lifetimes, they think it didn't happen, and John Locke wasn't exactly the quarterback for the 49ers, even he was a big influence on "the guy on the nickel."

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