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Song Parodies -> "Big Mac"

Original Song Title:

"Love Shack"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The B-52's

Parody Song Title:

"Big Mac"

Parody Written by:

lebeiW15

The Lyrics

I wrote and typed this at 10:45 at night so please excuse me if it sounds insane
If you see a yellow sign at the side of the road,
That says 15 miles to McDonald's!
Big Mac, yeah.
I'm headin' down an Iowa highway
Lookin' for some fries and a shake
Lookin' for some fries and a shake, fries and a shake
I got me a mouth, it's as big as a whale!
And I'm gonna go buy me a Big Mac
I got me a Chrysler, as big as my tummy
So hurry up and bring your fast-food money

A Big Mac is a little sandwich that really feeds your hunger
Big Mac burger, Big Mac burger
Big Mac, gonna get fat. Ooh, grease baby, from a Big Mac.

We buy all of our food
We're gonna have a Big Mac
Well it's filled with cheese and maybe some ketchup too
Stuffed with lettuce and junk that'll make ya real fat

Gonna get a Big Mac
Gonna get a milkshake
Gonna get a large Coke
Gonna get a stomach-ache

A Big Mac is a little sandwich that really feeds your hunger
Big Mac burger! Big Mac, gonna get fat

Chompin' and a chewin', eatin' and a slurpin', smackin' and a crunchin'
Fries hot out of the oven!
A Big Mac's juicy, A Big Mac's juicy and everybody's
Buyin' some more and some more and some more!

Everybody's buyin', everybody's gonna have one
Folks linin' up in line at the counter
Everybody's waitin', everybody's gonna buy one
Buyin' a Big Mac! Buyin' a Big Mac!

Hop in my Chrysler, we are gonna go down, and stuff our humongous mouths! (Whoo!)
I got me a car, as big as my tummy
So hurry up and bring your fast-food money

Scream, scream, scream... scream out your order (Uh, dude. Would you like a pack of sugar?)
Scream, scream, scream... scream out your order (Uh. Do you want, uh, fries with that?)
Scream, scream! Scream out your order
Scream, scream! Scream it out!
Scream, scream! Scream out your order
Scream, scream! Scream it out!

You want....? EX-TRA! Onions.

Big Mac, baby Big Mac!
Big Mac, baby Big Mac!
Big Mac, baby Big Mac!
Big Mac, baby Big Mac!

McDonald's, baby, THAT'S where it's at!
Chompin' and a chewin', gulpin' and a munchin' on a Big... MAC!
lebeiw@lycos.com

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Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 6

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Jeff Reuben - June 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I've been trying to write a parody to this song for a long time, but so far only have the chorus (not about Big Macs). Good job, this worked for me.
Billy Florio - June 19, 2003 - Report this comment
"I got me a Chrysler, as big as my tummy" ...this was aimed at me since I drive a Chrysler, isnt it? lol......Great job lebeiw
Wild man - June 19, 2003 - Report this comment
I think Big mac's are the best 10:45 snack made. Good song W15,
Michael Pacholek - June 19, 2003 - Report this comment
The first verse alone cinched the triple-five. That's three all-beef patties on the back. I loved how you rhymed milk shake with stomachache. This beats the living tar out of that White Castle parody. "Excuse me if this sounds insane"? No, we applaud you when it sounds insane!
Peregrin - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Another good job, L-15
Mr. X - February 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice parody. No offense, but I don't like Big Macs. But I did like your parody.
Christie Marie M - December 02, 2007 - Report this comment
Now I REALLY want a Big Mac! I'm gaining weight from that parody and I love it!!!!! You ought to go into a marketing career because your parody would make a good commercial for a McDonald's ad.

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