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Song Parodies -> "Truck Stoppin' Man"

Original Song Title:

"Truck Drivin' Man"

Original Performer:

Jimmy Martin & others

Parody Song Title:

"Truck Stoppin' Man"

Parody Written by:

Too Rich Olson

The Lyrics

Truck Stoppin' Man

I stopped at a truck stop for a pork chop
some apple pie and a trip out to the can
with my weak bladder I sure hate long hauling,
that is why they call me Truck Stoppin' Man.

So waitress don't you bring me any coffee,
regular or decaf they should ban.
Honey, don't you bring me any liquids,
cause I'm the guy called Truck Stoppin' Man.

I can turn my rig in downtown Boston
while backing up and turning on a dime,
with Jimmy Hoffa's picture on my dash board,
but I can't pass a rest room without cryin'.

Now when I die and drive my rig up yonder,
I sure hope they got a truckers' can,
And St. Peter has the toll gate open,
and waves through this Truck Stoppin' Man.

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Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 3

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