Doing Nothing But Watching Tv,
Eating Ice Cream, scratching myself,
I Would get up but i couldn't be f**ked,
i will would rather just not

At school they tell me to do work but all i tell them,
that i was born To bludge,
do stuff all
Procrastinaate, and lye about about,
they tell me to do housework,
I say get stuffed,
lying round the house is just enough,
cos i was born to bludge.