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Song Parodies -> "Beat It (Ode to Barney the Dinosaur)"

Original Song Title:

"Beat it"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Beat It (Ode to Barney the Dinosaur)"

Parody Written by:

J.Marie

The Lyrics

Well, lets hope this parody gets a lotta votes! I worked extra hard on this parody!
They told me that you love to smoke mary jane
Let's face It you won't be friends with a candy cane
You brainwash little kids and I've known that for so long
So beat it, just beat it

You better run don't ever do that again
Don't try to tell me how to live I'm SO not listening
You purple dinosaur better lay off the crack
So beat it, I won't watch your gay show

CHOURS
Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
Quit a smokin pot so beat it
Kids are just whining when they see you
You're show's so sucky lay off the crack

Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it, beat it
Just beat it beat it, beat it OH...

Were out to get you so you better be scared
Quit being sucha boy you gotta be a man
You wanna end up dead so will do what we can
So beat it, just beat it

Were gonna show you that were really not scared
You're playing with kids' lives this ain't no childrens' show
We'll kick you and will beat you and will tell you it's fair
So beat it, I won't watch your gay show

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
Quit a smokin pot so beat it
Kids are just whining when they see you
You're show's so sucky lay off the crack

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
Quit a smokin pot so beat it
Kids are just whining when they see you
You're show's SO sucky lay off the crack

Just beat it beat it...
beat it beat it beat it

beat it, beat it beat it

beat it beat it beat it

beat it beat it beat it

(gutiar break)


Beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
If you think your cool than beat it
Nobody likes you, you suck that bad
You're even worse than Tellitubbies{tubbys}

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it {beat it}
Quit a smokin pot so beat it {lay off}
Kids are just whining when they see you {Lay off, Barney}
You're show's so sucky so lay off the crack {right now}

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it {beat it}
Quit a smokin pot so beat it {right now}
Kids are just whining when they see you {do it, do it}
You're show's so sucky lay off the crack {I said so}

Just beat it, beat it, beat it, beat it
Quit a smokin pot so beat it
Kids are just whining when they see you {FADE}
You're show's so sucky lay off the crack.....

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.7
How Funny: 2.8
Overall Rating: 2.8

Total Votes: 23

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

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 10
 
 2   2
 2
 2
 
 3   5
 2
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 4   1
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User Comments

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Jeff Reuben - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
The title caught me because I thought this was about Beating Barney! So I was a little disappointed (through no fault of yours) =)
Lee Rasiel - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
That Parody Was So Hysterical
Chris Bodily TM - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
This parody gets a 5,5,5 from me.
Lemmy - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
What else can I say but, wow? Barney sucks, and this is the best way to tell him to Beat It!
Barney - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
This parody isn't very nice. I have feelings too. But you get a 5 for pacing and that's it.
Michael Jackson - June 30, 2003 - Report this comment
yeh well i love the children and i can't belive you'd do that barney
J.Marie - July 08, 2003 - Report this comment
hey barney! this isn't about u! it's about the purple dinosaur barney the retard
J.Marie - July 09, 2003 - Report this comment
cheak out my newest parody of my favorite song superman
My latest news - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
thank you 4 ur comments! this i must say is my best parody yet! please check out my newest parody about j.lo and freddy! i expect plenty of comments got that! i really liked your comments i promise that this next parody will be funny with pacing with the real song {i checked it over and over again} so please enjoy yourselves **J.Marie**
Barney - August 22, 2003 - Report this comment
oh well, i'm sorry for being a fag! i guess everyones right i do suck
Jim - November 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I came across this site a week ago, and I must say, after reading these horrible rumors about me in the form of a song, I feel as if I am deeply cut emotionally. You see, I played Barney on the tv series, and I certainly do not appriciate how kids these days will say anything to be fuuny. I do not think it's funny at all. I do not smoke anything, and actually, never have. I am an honest, caring man, who enjoys making people happy, specifically children. I was a child once. I had a horrible childhood, and am only trying to ensure that the poor, innocent children of America today do not suffer the same fate I did as a child. I agreed to be Barmey because I felt I could become a role model for young kids. Someone to look up to, to have fun with, to be friends with. How do you think the children will react when they hear such horrible things said about me? It's utterly ridiculous, and I would like it to stop. I'd also appriciate an apology. I give your parody 1s on everything. It isn't funny to me, and I'm sure it won't be the least bit funny when people at school start singing this at school and other children begin to doubt their role model. Think of the children! Thank you for your time, Jim
kayla - December 26, 2004 - Report this comment
hi
Ana - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
I thought it was bad. Never, not once in the last few years, have I read such a terrible parody about a character whom I otherwise feel too old to watch. I remember I once liked 'Mr. Rogers' Neigborhood,' and even though I no longer watch it, I liked it for some reason even though I was a teen when I was watching it.
Ana - November 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, and to you Jim, the guy who played Barney the Dinosaur, I'm with you. I don't see how talking about smoking crack and offending people could be considered hilarious 'South Park'-style.
phillip - January 08, 2006 - Report this comment
thats probally not even barney, but anywho, this isnt the only barney song out their, you will never get the jokes about the barney song to stop.
swain - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
yea that jim guy wuz a FAKE Barney the dinosaur's motions is acted out by a man named David Joyner, who is now working towards an acting career and also sidelines as a motivational speaker. Barney is voiced by Bob West.
Christy McDaniel - January 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Barney is now voiced by Dean Wendt.
anonymous - February 26, 2015 - Report this comment
The guy who made this song is demented and so are the ones support it.
Smokey - February 26, 2015 - Report this comment
An excuse for a hatefest, so 1s
meep - March 04, 2015 - Report this comment
Great song! I loved it.
Brandon Reina - January 06, 2017 - Report this comment
Barney causes nightmares. Barney the big purple dinosaur -> Barney the big purple retard. POWER RANGERS are way more better than that retarded preschool Barney crap.

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