Song Parodies -> It's The End Of Kazaa As We Know It

Original Song Title:

"It's The End Of The World As We Know It"

Original Performer:

REM

  
Parody Song Title:

"It's The End Of Kazaa As We Know It"

Parody Written by:

Joe Kaiser

So the RIAA is undergoing their "Final Solution" and suing individual users of filesharing services like Kazaa. This looks like something that they could win - if they weren't suing several million individuals. Watch out if you have a big MP3 collection, they're coming for YOU next.
That's great, it starts with the RIAA
MP3s and WMAs, all online for file-trade
Eye on consumers, listen to the suits babble
All the media's all free, all illegal probably.
Sued, everyone's screwed, with 903 MP3s,
Copyrights ignite with a legal fight overnight
Courts read reports, prosecuting filesharers.
But it's not on Kazaa's servers so Sharman's alright.
All this action makes you worry
Better hurry download all your songs
File by file downloaders all get what songs they need.
Look at that slow file! Fine, then.
Uh oh, it's a remote queued file, more sources needed, Search more.
Save your files, burn your files, go burn your own CDs.
Find all the files you need songs by your rappers
And the rockers and "Tonight, Tonight"
Your DSL's gone to hell, now, click
Get "Brick", get what you need quick

It's the end of Kazaa as we know it.
It's the end of Kazaa as we know it.
It's the end of Kazaa as we know it
Go get online

Six o'clock - My computer, don't get caught, hook up your router
In the dark, on a lark, get everything by Linkin Park.
Find a source, Now Searching, Connecting, Downloading.
The download speeds dwindling. High tech swindling
Get more sources, Any remorse is unfounded, unfounded.
Watch your speeds up, up, uh oh, this means spyware adware
Go download ad-aware! File sharing, file sharing, file sharing craze
Try to get "Minority Report" get "End of Days"

It's the end of Kazaa as we know it.
It's the end of Kazaa as we know it.
It's the end of Kazaa as we know it
Go get online
Go get online
The other night got Ben Folds Five, and some stuff by Springsteen Live.
Works of Foo Fighters, "I will survive"
Everclear, Everlast, Smashing Pumpkins and Get Up Kids.
Led Zepplin, Offspring, The Beatles, Wham!
Now nothing's free, go buy CDs, you got cash, right? I might.

It's the end of Kazaa as we know it.
It's the end of Kazaa as we know it.
It's the end of Kazaa as we know it
Go get online

It's time I rounded up my files.
It's time I rounded up my files.
It's time I rounded up my files.

It's the end of Kazaa as we know it.
It's the end of Kazaa as we know it.
It's the end of Kazaa as we know it
Go get online
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Mike Florio - July 01, 2003 - Report this comment
Joe, you are definatly one of the best and under-rated parody authors at this site...this song was excellant!
Joe Kaiser - July 02, 2003 - Report this comment
Glad to hear it - now I just have to start cranking 'em out like you can. Inspiration needs to hit me more often...
Jeff Reuben - July 03, 2003 - Report this comment
This was good! If you need any advice on pounding out parodies, talk to Malcolm (I shoot for a mere one/two per week)
Joe Kaiser - July 05, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm working on it - by pounding out, I do mean one or two a week. Quality over quantity - but some quantity too.
WhiteWeasel89 - December 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Lol, I've been trying for months to make a good parody of that song
Mikey Boy - March 17, 2005 - Report this comment
I give u 5s just because this is a damn hard song to parody. Extremely well job.

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