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Song Parodies -> "Five"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Three Dog Night

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Wild Man

The Lyrics

And no, I'm not the guy who give's out ONE'S! Even if I did give me the Idea to do this parody. If I don't like it , I'll skip it and go on to the next one. If there is something I like , I will leave a comment. I think there are some very , very tallented amirighter's out there. I enjoy reading them daily!
Is the only-est number , that I can rarely do
Can be as bad as one If it's the only one tally,
and the audience runs

Is the saddest experiance I'll ever eat
It's the saddest experiance not at all a treat.

Five is the only-est number
I can never skew
Five is the lonley-est number
you only give out a few

Like most , on the message board , so I can have my say.
Now I spend my time, making rhymes of of my voting ways.

One- is such a serious (plunder)

Two- is is a lyrical (blunder)

Three- the idea is new
but it still it left me feeling blue

Four- left me laughing down (under)

Five- It's like lightning and (thunder)

Fun is the AMIRIGHT, site for me & you.

See you on the board!

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Voting Results

Pacing: 1.0
How Funny: 1.0
Overall Rating: 1.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   0

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Guy DiRito - June 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Not a bad number at all!
Royce Miller - June 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Wild Man--I thought this was a pretty unique parody--keep it up and thanks for all your comments, too
Ol' John Brown - June 22, 2003 - Report this comment
I like it! A parody of the parodeir--parodiem--pardeor--er--uh . . . folks who write parodies. Cool idea! --Ol'JB
Bob Gomez - June 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Well done, Wild. And your very own tribute song should be coming up any second now.......d;:^)
Wild Man - June 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks for all of your support , Amirighters. I have realized that parody writing is more competetive than I had ever Imagined. I just wan't to do it for fun, and if a good one rolls out, all the better. (I know I have written some real stinkers, man) Thanks again!
T-Cat - June 23, 2003 - Report this comment
I Love This Paordy I sing It every day and it is absouletely the best ever even better than mine. IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO WRITE A COMMENT ABOUT MY PARODY,GATOR BOY (which i hope u do) GO TO SK8ER BOI AND WRITE A COMMENT THANK YOU.
Ashley - June 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I finally got it!

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