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Song Parodies -> "Evil Dead (Pt.1)"

Original Song Title:

"Pepper"

Original Performer:

Butthole Surfers

Parody Song Title:

"Evil Dead (Pt.1)"

Parody Written by:

Josh Bain

The Lyrics

This is the first part of three songs which represent the three parts of the trilogy. This song is for both fans of pre-Spider-Man director Sam Raimi and fans of The Evil Dead trilogy. P.S. Ash is the narrator of the song.
Scotty got with Shelly,
Shelly got with Sheryl.
They all went with me and Linda to the woods of Tennessee.
We found a tape recorder,
what we heard was pretty strange.
Pretty soon they all were dying,
Necrinomicon it hexed us.
Sheryl stabbed Lin's ankle,
cuz' she liked the sound of pain.
Then we threw her in the celler,
and she laughed at us in vain.
They were all possessed by evil,
in a cabin in the mountains.
By the time that I was finished,
blood was flowing like a fountain.

Lost my mind in all due time,
as soon as spirits rose.
Now I've got my girlfriend's blood
all over my clean clothes.
Cheryl turned to normal but,
she had been telling lies.
She lured me by the cellar,
then she tried to gouge my eyes.

Some will die of chainsaw cuts,
and others nasty gashes.
Have to grab the evil book,
and turn it into ashes.
I curse the day we found the book
atop that gloomy mountain.
And I know my days are numbered,
so I might as well be counting.

There I stood out in the woods,
the cabin called my name.
Now I'm fighting for my life,
and trying to keep sane.
In the shed, the shovel lurks.
I grabbed it in my stead.
Then I used it as a sword
and chopped off Linda's head.

GARBELED VOICES: Join us.
We're gonna' get you.
Klaatu, Baraada, Niktu.

Shelly took a sharpened knife,
and started to attack us.
Burned the book to ashes,
but it came back like a virus.
Cheryl was molested
by the nasty tree branch rapists.
Pretty soon they all were dying,
Necrinomicon it hexed us.
Shelly got possessed,
and then I tried to knock her dead.
However Scotty was a better shot,
he got her in the head.
They were all possessed by evil,
in a cabin in the mountains.
By the time that I was finished,
blood was flowing like a fountain.

Lost my mind.
I'm in a bind,
and this the evil knows.
Lined my loved one's graves together,
neatly in two rows.
In the end,
I'll have revenge,
by dawn's outbreak of light.
The evil took me by surprise,
then took me on a flight.

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Overall Rating: 4.5

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Dax - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment
This man must have made a pact with the devil to write parodies this good.
AcidRain - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
This man is so great. I love this parody. Josh is the man!
Paul Leary - August 28, 2003 - Report this comment
great story/songwriting, even the music I wrote for this song goes with it.
Forrest Emerine - February 15, 2004 - Report this comment
This parody is so bad, I will say it sucks dirt. This parody sucks dirt. It sucks dirt because it is violent and not funny at all. That is why I did not vote. (Josh sucks. Probably because there's this kid at my school who's an idiot and named Josh also.) So, I suggest Josh starts writing better parodies. I don't even know who the ... Surfers are anyways... But, they sound gay, so you have my props on picking who to write a parody on, don't you... That is all I have to say that's good about this parody. AND IF YOU LIKE THOSE SURFER GUYS, YOU ARE SO DUMB!!!
forrest emerine - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
please ignore my ignorent comment about Josh Bain. I can't help it that i'm too chicken to watch the evil dead trilogy and enjoy it. Also if I listened to rock of the early Nineties I would know who the Butthole Surfers were because they performed on stage with Nirvana. I also wish I could write a better parody on the Evil Dead trilogy. Please forgive my incompitent ability to see that Josh Bain is just someone who likes to submit parodies and make people laugh. Also I'm sure if I got to know him, rather than make judgements that he is stupid, I'd find that he is a pretty cool guy.

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