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Song Parodies -> "Little Lice"

Original Song Title:

"Little Lies"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fleetwood Mac

Parody Song Title:

"Little Lice"

Parody Written by:

Floyd's Garage

The Lyrics

I know this is stupid.
Little Lice

If you would wash your hair
Or start over with some Nair
In a day or two
No more, no more, no more lice

And your pubes could use a shave
So you must live in a cave
To be foul as you
You have, you have, you have lice

You have lice, you have white little lice
(I despise, despise, despise lice!)
Oh no, no it don't look nice
(You're worse than mice, yes you're worse than mice!)
You have lice, you have white little lice

So why don't you just shampoo?
I can't stand the sight of you
When I'm close to you
Close my, close my, close my eyes

Smell like cabbage farts
They sting me like a dart
Make me wanna cry
Keep your, keep your, keep your lice

You have lice, you have white little lice
(I despise, despise, despise lice!)
Oh no, no it don't look nice
(You're worse than mice, yes you're worse than mice!)
You have lice, you have white little lice

Why can't you wash your head?
You smell like you're one day dead
Just a bath or two
No more, no more, no more lice

Would you like some Ivory?
So you can smell fresh like me?
Even your armpits
They have, they have, they have lice

You have lice, you have white little lice
(I despise, despise, despise lice!)
Oh no, no it don't look nice
(You're worse than mice, yes you're worse than mice!)
You have lice, you have white little lice

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Wild Man - June 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Ok , wash everything in hot soapy water! Pronto . YIKES , Man
DIE - May 23, 2005 - Report this comment
at least your not telling LIES! (no Pun intended)

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