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Song Parodies -> "A Stoned New World"

Original Song Title:

"A Whole New World"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"A Stoned New World"

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The Lyrics

I can give you the world
What a trip I can show you
Come on, baby, you know you
Wanna give this bong a try
I can get you so high
I can give you the fevah
Of cocaine, ice, and sativa
On a magic mushroom ride

A stoned new world
Hallucinations everywhere
There goes a laughing duck
A happy truck
I know I'm only dreaming

A stoned new world
I'll put hash brownies in my stew
And when I'm way up here
My mind is clear
Now I'm in a stoned new world with you
Now I'm in a stoned new world with you

Unbelievable high
Indescribable feeling
I'm so wasted I'm reeling
And I think I'm gonna die

A stoned new world
(Don't you dare give up now)
A hundred thousand drugs to do
(Take a hit - it gets better)
Here in my flying car
I've come so far
I can't go back being so drug-free

A stoned new world
(I don't care if we die)
I love the meth, and acid, too
(I hide dope in my sweater)
I'll smoke it anywhere
To hell with D.A.R.E.
Let me share this stoned new world with you

A stoned new world
That's where we'll be
In outer space
A magic place
For you and me

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Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 9

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Jeff Reuben - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
What were you on when you wrote this?
~Nutcayse~ - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
WhizkidF - July 18, 2003 - Report this comment
A song about drugs!!?This lyric describes the side effects of the drugs mentioned in this song.This song is wwwwaaaaayyyyyy too embarassing to small children!
EmiLoca - August 30, 2003 - Report this comment
I have three words for you...Oh..My...God?!? What a sad idea!!! Funny, nonetheless.
me - November 07, 2003 - Report this comment
oh my god !! good music ^0^ but music NO ???????
-DR - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Haha - January 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, that was FUN-NY!
Monica-The Good Witch of Washington - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
....Dude man, that was *bleeping* awesome! I love your sense of doped up humor! lmao
The guy who lives in your gutter - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Awesome... how did you ever think to parody-izize this song? Hilarious lyrics!
DuDe1013 - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
That was great. How long did that take you? It was "Comedy at it's finest"
LeWi - May 15, 2004 - Report this comment
dude... that was the best one yet. i can just hearthe words in my head while i read it. it's perfect
DuDe1013 - May 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I actually forced myself to memorize this song. All my friends now think i'm crazy, cause i'm singing it all the time.
trish - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
that sucks
lanika - July 04, 2004 - Report this comment
that was a bunch of s***
Paul Heyman - July 06, 2004 - Report this comment
A bunch of shit indeed...
mufasa - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Finally somebody makes a parody about being high! Thank you!
Me - December 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I thought it was hilarious! I don't care what other people think, I loved it!
X-Man - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
I must say that that was the funniest shit I've ever heard
SheDUke - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
This freakin rocks!!! Be my stoner!! :)
Leprechaun - November 25, 2007 - Report this comment
you did what with who for how many gummy bears?

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