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Song Parodies -> "Stupidman"

Original Song Title:

"Superman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"Stupidman"

Parody Written by:

Jared

The Lyrics

(Duh........)
Hurry up Bush!
(Huh?)
Jeez....
(What do I do?)
You need me to call your speechwriters?
(Uh...yup.)
I hope they can get it clear

Hope you don't know I'm stupid
Truth is I know it too
My speech is incoherent
And now you're all confused
I run the country, dude
I'm just some Texas rube
My brain always misfires
Truth is I have no clue
How to run this country
Check out my low IQ
They call me Stupidman, I think I'm still confused
I run the country, dude
I'm just some Texas rube
My brain always misfires
Truth is I have no clue

Hey, I'm the Stupidman, run this country with a low IQ
What do I do? Got no brain, I'm "W"
Never let my politics be stopped by the truth
Light ain't lit, brain's a brick, that ain't it.
Cheney's heart's sick, Stupidman can't deal with it
Democrats know Dubya's tricks, straight from the sticks
Head in outer space, village idiot anyplace
Ifs, ands, buts; Gore went nuts
When I stole the votes, so what?
I'm not intelligent, one last chance
To prove that my brain ain't fast
I think I'm thinking with my ass
I've got less brains than a large mouth bass
Vote Al Gore? In 0-0-4?
I'll just have Jeb change the score
Don't matter that my IQ's four
Of my mind, there's no sign
If I tried, inside my mind
My mind's apparently on ice
Couldn't win if y'all voted twice

I do know one thing tho, the only thing that I do know
Eight years of Dubya, it's sick and scary, yo.
Maybe i'l lose in '04 and then where will I go?
Just move down to Florida with my daddy, so?

'Cause I can be the Stupidman
Can be the Stupidman
Can be the Stupidman
Can be the Stupidman
Can be the Stupidman
I can be the Stupdman
Can be the Stupidman
Can be the Stupidman
Can be the Stupidman
The Stupidman, the Stupidman

Now don't get me wrong, I hate William Tong
And anyone else who says that I'm wrong
There's no doubt, kick me out?
I'll make myself King and I'll never go!
The Stupidman will have a plan
To stay in office 'til the end of man
Never know what the hell I'm sayin'
I'll be in office 'til 2110.
You don't want that, well trust me guy, be in office 'til I die
Here's the cost, I really lost, changed the results so Gore got tossed
But I guess my brother Jeb is to blame for this tangled web
You'd rather have President Quayle, time goes on as vote machines fail.

I do know one thing tho, the only thing that I do know
Eight years of Dubya, it's sick and scary, yo.
Maybe i'l lose in '04 and then where will I go?
Just move down to Florida with my daddy, so?

Hope you don't know I'm stupid
Truth is I know it too
My speech is incoherent
And now you're all confused
I run the country, dude
I'm just some Texas rube
My brain always misfires
Truth is I have no clue
How to run this country
Check out my low IQ
They call me Stupidman, I think I'm still confused
I run the country, dude
I'm just some Texas rube
My brain always misfires
Truth is I have no clue
'Cause I can be the Stupidman
Can be the Stupidman
Can be the Stupidman
Can be the Stupidman
Can be the Stupidman
I can be the Stupdman
Can be the Stupidman
Can be the Stupidman
Can be the Stupidman
The Stupidman, the Stupidman

First thing you say
"We'll get rid of him next Election Day"
I don't see how you're President anayway
The popular vote said Al Gore to me"
2004...next chance, Gore
Change one Bush vote into ninety-four
Votes mean nothing here
Bush's empire won't end anyday.
Forst of all you don't know Dubya
The truth is I'm getting dumber
Takes more brains to be a plumber
I make a speech, just watch me stutter
My presidency's a regime, I'm George Dubya Rex, and no one sees
Was not elected, truth is I was arbitarily selected
President Gore you can't have. Democracy? Not in my land.
It'll always be Bush in the White House. Long Live King Stupidman
And if anyone attempts to state my plans, I'll arrst them for treason to this land.

Hope you don't know I'm stupid
Truth is I know it too
My speech is incoherent
And now you're all confused
I run the country, dude
I'm just some Texas rube
My brain always misfires
Truth is I have no clue
How to run this country
Check out my low IQ
They call me Stupidman, I think I'm still confused
I run the country, dude
I'm just some Texas rube
My brain always misfires
Truth is I have no clue
'Cause I can be the Stupidman
Can be the Stupidman
Can be the Stupidman
Can be the Stupidman
Can be the Stupidman
I can be the Stupdman
Can be the Stupidman
Can be the Stupidman
Can be the Stupidman
The Stupidman, the Stupidman

'Cause I can be the Stupidman
Can be the Stupidman
Can be the Stupidman
Can be the Stupidman
Can be the Stupidman
I can be the Stupdman
Can be the Stupidman
Can be the Stupidman
Can be the Stupidman
The Stupidman, the Stupidman

'Cause I can be the Stupidman
Can be the Stupidman
Can be the Stupidman
Can be the Stupidman
Can be the Stupidman
I can be the Stupdman
Can be the Stupidman
Can be the Stupidman
Can be the Stupidman
The Stupidman, the Stupidman






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; ) - June 16, 2003 - Report this comment
Very funny. nice job
J.Marie - June 17, 2003 - Report this comment
dude! ppl did it again! a parody of my fave song!! this is my fave song!! this little thing is kool bush is an idiot and a total retard
Michael Jackson - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
DUBYA'S GOT MORE PROBLEMS THAN ME!
Steve Phillips formerly general manager of the Mets - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
And people think I ran a beloved institution into the ground.

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