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Song Parodies -> "Simon Cowell"

Original Song Title:

"Thriller"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Simon Cowell"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

This is a tribute to Simon.
It's your turn to sing, you're sweating like a fat man in the sauna.
You do your big thing, you sing off key though it impressed Paula.
You wanna be a big celebrity in big Hollywood.
We're gonna see if you can make it through Simon's antic.
You're now frantic.

Cuz' you're with Simon, Simon Cowell.
He's never positive cuz' what he says is always foul.
You're stuck with Simon, Simon Cowell.
You're hoping you will pass after hearing whinin' Simon Cowell.

You sing a grand song, and realize that your voice really sucks,
You sang the words wrong, when Simon speaks then, boy, you know your ****ed.
You sang real high, and hoped that it would impress that ole' piehole.
But all the while you're gonna be tramatized for your life,
Got criticised.

By that dumb Simon, Simon Cowell.
There ain't no second chance, cuz' when he says you're bad, you're out.
Got dissed by Simon, (oh no!!!!) Simon Cowell.
You're hoping you will pass after hearing whinin' Simon Cowell.

Bad singers fall,
And they act like they we're so good anyways.
There's no escaping comments from this British music man.
(Well, I sure tried)
You are the weakest link, bye.

After the shows done, there's reporters attacking from each side.
They will pester you, until an interview is on your time.
Now is the time, to screw the show and exploit all their secrets.
On the Enquirer, they'll believe any little word you say,
You'll make them pay,

Let's take down Simon, Simon Cowell.
His words never encourage, and he irritates the crowd.
Let's take down Simon, Simon Cowell.
So give me the darn mic, I'll sing to whinin' whinin' Simon!!
Ole' Simon Cowell.
Cuz' you're with Simon, Simon Cowell.
He's never positive cuz' what he says is always foul.
You're stuck with Simon, Simon Cowell.
You're hoping you will pass after hearing whinin' Simon Cowell.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 5

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Simon Cowell - June 04, 2003 - Report this comment
That is the most pathetic excuse for a parody I have ever read in my life! I loved it! Keep it up. I sure do suck.
J.Marie - July 28, 2003 - Report this comment
ha and he knowes my fave group this spice girls
Dominic L. - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty good, I gave you a 5 to raise that undeserved 1 earlier given to you
Brady Twins - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Jim: 555! Nice song! Welcome to the Anti-Simon Cowell Club! Tim:(sings) Yes, Simon does suck. And he doesn't give a- Jim:(closes his mouth) Whoa! Mind the language, bro!
Simon's future wife - October 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Why are u guys so anti simon?
Ana - January 21, 2006 - Report this comment
I sure as heck agree Simon Cowell is often pessimistic about people's voices but the only part I found funny was the part about 'You are the weakest link, bye.' I gave the parody 4-3-4, though.

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