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Song Parodies -> "Free Nerd"

Original Song Title:

"Free Bird"

Original Performer:

Lynyrd Skynyrd

Parody Song Title:

"Free Nerd"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

to be sung by the classic wars fan, thick glasses, queer voice, gelled know...
If I see clear tomorrow
would you still make fun of me
for Ive had glasses on too long now
and without them, I cant see
if I stopped using hair gel
things would still be all the same
'cause Im a free as a nerd now
and this nerd, he cannot change
Lord knows, he cant change

Ive got useless knowledge
and this feeling I cant change
but please take my lunch money
'cause Marvin is my name
but if they're new vocal chords now
voice just wouldn't be the same
Cause I'm as free as a nerd now
And this nerd he'll never change
And this nerd he can not change
Lord knows he can't change
Lord help me he can't change

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 3

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Wild Man - June 23, 2003 - Report this comment
Life wouldn't be any fun at all , without a few nerds here & there. Beleive me, I work with a flock of them, man.
Me - April 28, 2008 - Report this comment
Definatly one of the easiest songs to ever make a parody of. Pretty good I guess.

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