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Song Parodies -> "All the Math Things"

Original Song Title:

"All the Small Things"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blink182

Parody Song Title:

"All the Math Things"

Parody Written by:

Ryan Smith

The Lyrics

All the math things,
Decimals, fractions,
Three point one four, monomials,
Always I know you'll be makin' formulas,
Tangent, cosine, composites and primes,
Say it ain't so, I don't wanna know,
I've had enough, of this math stuff...

Geometry, products, and e,
She left me a calculator by the door,
Surprises let me equate more,
Say it ain't so, I don't wanna know,
I've had enough, of this math stuff...

Say it ain't so, I don't wanna know,
I've had enough, of this math stuff,
Mathematics, Of it I'm getting sick,
It never goes away, it can be gay,
Say it ain't so, I don't wanna know,
I've had enough, of this math stuff,
Mathematics, Of it I'm getting sick,
It never goes away, it never goes away,
It can be gay...

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Overall Rating: 3.1

Total Votes: 8

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Ashley - June 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Okay, I don't really know this song. But the lyrics really bring back the algebra days. I really used to get frustrated with math too. Sick and tired of it, actually. Read my parody of American Pie, it's called the Red Stop Sign on June 23rd. The beginning is about math also. Great jo
me - June 29, 2003 - Report this comment
this was pretty funny but it was even funnier to me cause i just finished algebra-there never was happier day thatn when school let out :)
Ashley - June 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Woh.. this is kinda freaky. I read this parody again.. not really knowing the song- again. Then, I read my comments realizing it was me who wrote the same comment. Did you get that? Yeah, and I'm still "hating" math...

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