People are driving like clowns
People are driving too fast
I should have stayed off the road
'Cause my car just got severely crashed
I cannot believe these drivers
That need to go eighty-five
I'm not a Hot Wheels car to bump around, 'cause
I'm just a kid who is learnin' to... dri-i-ive
Ahhhh
Ahh-h-h-h, ahh

(chorus)
I'll get the heck off the road
Where the people are driving like mad
I'm glad I put on my seat belt
My car's equipped with air bags
Back to the highway where semis are there
Speeding and hauling their loads
Oh, I've finally decided I'm better off
If I just stay off the road
Ahh-hhhh-h
Aaaahhh, aahh

Some guy in a minivan
Just sped past me like a plane
It'll take me a cup of water and aspirin
To get me all calmed down again

Maybe you'll get an accident
Then maybe you'll wish you'd slowed down
People who ain't got no patience
Should be out flying, and not on the ground
Ahh-h-hh
Ahhhhh, ahhh

(chorus)
I'll get the heck off the road
Where the people are driving like mad
I'm glad I put on my seat belt
My car's equipped with air bags
Back to the highway where semis are there
Speeding and hauling their loads
Oh, I've finally decided I'm better off
If I just stay off the road
Ahh-hhhh-h
Aaaahhh, aahh