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Song Parodies -> "In Da Clinic"

Original Song Title:

"In Da Club"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

50 Cent

Parody Song Title:

"In Da Clinic"

Parody Written by:

Deron Ginn

The Lyrics

[50 Cent]
Go, go, go, go, go, go
Go shawty, hit the clinic
We gon' test you up at the clinic
We gon' sip 'biotics up at the clinc
And you know you gon get a checkup at the clinic!

[Chorus: repeat 2X]
You can find me in the clinic, slangin Triaminic
Look mami sign on the X if you want prescription drugs
We don't take checks, so join the Medicaid club
Or you can drop a dub for some Vicks Vaporub

[Verse One]
When they pull out front, see me in the Trauma hub
Can't get no sleep, hospital jumpin like a club
Girl came in playin wit razors , had a arm now it's nub
Man got stabbed wit a pen, looked at the man, say that's a nub
But homie ain't nuttin changed don't frown, sleeves up
I get the needle out so I can go on head and draw the blood up
I ain't really in the mood, talkin crap to a old old gimp
He told me "GO TO HELL, DOC" and he still walk wit a limp (I'm aight)
In the Ward, the nurses, they sayin "a patient's in shock"
I told em, he just trippin, chokin off of that pot
But holla in Surgery them surgeons will tell ya I'm loco
And the plan is to put healthcare in a choke hold
I'm fully focused man, my patients on my mind
One still in the field, said she can't get a ride
Now shawty said she on 39th , she ready to go
She got a pain in her side, said she ran into a pole

[Chorus]

[Bridge: sing-song]
Nobody has no HMO
That buys them all that medicine
No pills, cough syrup, no canes
Look them people pissed cause Bush ain't changed it

[Verse Two]
And you should love it, way more then you hate it
Patient you mad? I thought that you'd be happy I made it
I'm that cat by the room with tha drugs to feel right
You that stupid lookin fool almost broke his back right?
When ya joints get to achin in the clinic it's on
Ya eyes rollin and you twitchin, oh dammit I'm gone
If ya back on fire, let the twisted thang burn
Cause you talkin all that yap, homie I ain't concerned
I'ma tell you what Nurse told me cause go 'head switch the beds up
If the dummy fall then let 'em hate cause I'm fed up
Then I go upside your head wit ya sippin cup
You don't wanna mess wit me

[Chorus]

[50 Cent]
Don't try to act like you don't know where I be neither fool
We in the clinic all the time fool, it's about to pop off fool
Burn Unit

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Jeremiah - June 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice one, man. I gave you all 4s
Danielle - June 22, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought that this parody was very funny!!
bob - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
funny but not as funny as in da pub

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