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Song Parodies -> "No Bums"

Original Song Title:

"No Scrubs"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"No Bums"

Parody Written by:

Alonzo McCord aka Sweet Tooth the Pimp aka Mr Waters

The Lyrics

Told you it was only the beginning, R.I.P to "LEFT-EYE"
(Verse 1)
a bum is a guy that attracts flies,
he's also found in a dumpster,
smells funky an' ain't got no class,
and just sits on his bum ass. so no

You can't have a dollar
no you can not borrow mine
and no I will not buy you liquor
no you can't have a sip of mine

(Hook 2x)
no i don't want no bums
a bum is a scrub thats broke an' aint no got money,
standin' on the the street corner with a foreigner
tryna get a dollar from me

(Verse 2)
now this bum's selling weed
and he's looking dead at me,
and he walks up trying to approach me,
talking it's really fly, because it gets you high,
said i jus can't get down like that!
so no


(Hook 2x)

If you lost girl cause of smokin'
oh yes bum i'm talkin to you
if you got threw out cause of tokin'
oh yes bum i'm talkin you
if you lost ya shorty cause ya drinkin' forties
oh yes bum i'm talkin to you
tryna sell me weed but not for free OH NO!
i don't want nooooo
noo buums
noo buums
no, no
noo buums
noooooo no n na no
no no

(Hook till fade)
ATL HOE NIGGA Copyright 2000-2003 Courtesy of ATM COMICS

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Wild Man - June 04, 2003 - Report this comment
Your hot today, Alonzo

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