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Song Parodies -> "Pokemon 2"

Original Song Title:

"Adam's Song"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blink182

Parody Song Title:

"Pokemon 2"

Parody Written by:

Static

The Lyrics

inspired by Jojo
Pokemon's 30 now,
About as cool as a dead cow.
Everyone on the show is stupid,
Ash and Misty just met Cupid.
Pokemon get in fights,
I was bored so I watched it all night.
I've been tranced, that is true,
Get me out of this idiot zoo.

I never liked that show,
But my "girlfriend" did, oh no.
I smell trouble on the loose,
Pikachu looks like a moose.
They're dumb and past their prime,
Professor Oak is out of time
Cancel this stupid show,
We wanna see Pokemon go!
thnx 4 d idea Jojo. BTW, I have a song called "life as a dog" that should be in. if not i'll have charles (the writer who asked me to distribute it) submit it under the name Static. Seeya

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T.J. Spindler - July 27, 2003 - Report this comment
It sucks! Pokemon is cool. Krabby, Snubble, Venonat, Mankey, Chansey, and Zubat. Sloking, Little Butterfree, Lugia and Caterpie! Oddish, Poliwag, Goldeen, Elikid and Nidoqueen. Victreebell and Magneton. Everybody Pokemon!
Hoosier Daddy - July 29, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, Pokemon is cool...if you're 8. Grow up, for cryin' out loud.
asia - July 30, 2003 - Report this comment
Eat my crap hoosier Daddy its cool!
INFECTEDLILDUDE - August 09, 2003 - Report this comment
who is this hoosier daddy go #### a pole wut the hell are you talking about? Yeah, Pokemon is cool...if you're 8. Grow up, for cryin' out loud. no really its for 8 year olds. not everything in this world is meant to be for you.. if 8 year olds like them and the pokemon people get money then why would they care about you? dont get me wrong i dont like pokemon much but its not made for me. anyway the parody.......it wasnt long enough like the real song
ChuckyG - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Repeat posts removed.. someone is really annoying
Static - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
go hoosier daddy! grow up, T.j. the gay
Static - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
not everybody pokemon-t.j missed the freaking john. lol
Static - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
suck my @$$ T.J., asia, and every1 who hates me. cause I make video games for a living. don't get on my bad side. NHL 2003 all da way for now. When 2004 comes out-it'll be on my PC...
XXXSex - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
Pokemon is alright, but T.J. Spindlers e-mail was made by me. I'm T.J.'s brother. I was prankin' with him. He hates pokemon, but like you, he loves NHL hits games. He's waiting for 2004 game also. He likes the pheonix Coyotyes. Oh, I think I spelled that wrong. Actually, I hate Pokemon. So don't say bad things about T.J.! Okay?
Static - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
soory, tell TJ soory and tell him to disregard anything i say on his songs
Static - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
btw, nice prank. wish i didn't fall 4 it.
T.J. Spindler - August 11, 2003 - Report this comment
My e-mail address is Bookwriter225@msn.com
birdboy2000 - August 14, 2003 - Report this comment
Yes, Johto sucked, we all know that, but Advance Generation is coming up, and it is one of the best anime I've ever seen.(And I am quite well-versed in anime.) This pokemon-bashing is getting old.
Static - August 15, 2003 - Report this comment
you think you can write better than me? huh?
birdboy2000 - August 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Whether I can or can't is irrelevant to the conversation at hand,(But I can, check out either gotta leave em all or kender paradise.) it still doesn't make pokemon-bashing any less annoying. People like you are the reason that while The Wishing Star of Seven Nights may have record-breaking ticket sales in Nippon, over in the states it's unknown if it will even get a release, people are so afraid of others finding out their pokemon fans, or even scared to give it a chance because of what their "friends" will think.
Static - August 16, 2003 - Report this comment
that's how people north of boston joke around. well, some people have different interests, but can we agree that the red sox are a good team? they'll whupp the yanks. static out to work on a video game. WHA Demo Pilot on KaZaA. expage.com/nhl2002rules
T.J. Spindler - August 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Hey Static! I'm bettin' anyone that the yanks won't win the world series! Plus, my whole family loves the Red Sox! And Birdboy, you seriously need a life! Is 'Pokemon-Bashing' all you can say?
Static - August 20, 2003 - Report this comment
you're on a roll tj...
DARKLORD - October 03, 2003 - Report this comment
This SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Static - October 11, 2003 - Report this comment
ahem, voldemort, i don't exactly give, feel discouraged, or any kind of thing like that. it's not like you can stop me, only ChuckyG & the rest of the staff on AmIRight can do that.
Ditto - November 15, 2003 - Report this comment
im 12 and i still think pokemon is cool and who ever doesn't think so they can go to hell.
D - November 16, 2003 - Report this comment
2unk3nH3retic
*** hole - January 18, 2004 - Report this comment
hell is on you!!!
Dark Lord - February 19, 2004 - Report this comment
This is awesome
Pokemon-stander-upper - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I agree with birdboy 2000. People like what they like and you can't change that. The only reasons my friend and I read these thing is because some of them are really funny. But still...
Too Good to Give a Name - December 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Once again, a woeful smattering of badly-placed lyrics that don't fit the tune. By the way, just a reminder: Pokemon didn't come about in the 1970s, as far as I know.
InuOtome - October 12, 2005 - Report this comment
'Advanced' sucks! I miss the beginning episodes, ya know, the ones with the oh so awesome Misty! They screwed up when they took her off! And why? Just because her snobby sisters get to travel around the world cuz the oldest won second in a stupid beauty pageant!?!?! WTF!?!?!?!?!? And 'Too Good to Give a Name' , you're right. Pokemon came out in the 90s, ahondara! 1996, to be exact. Get your facts straight first dummy, before you even think about messing with anime and manga fanatics. This parody sucks.
LOLikans - August 18, 2006 - Report this comment
HHahahh LOL u guys r all nerds!!!!

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