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Song Parodies -> "Lost"

Original Song Title:

"These Things I'll Never Say"

Original Performer:

Avril Livigne

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The Lyrics

I did my best with the whole alliteration, imagery thing. Enjoy.
This morning I woke up
I tried to start my day
And face the task at hand
Got debts to pay
The lights are out upstairs
I cannot concentrate
A reason in the dark to celebrate

Pre chorus
'Cause these years have sped by
You have spread my wings for flight
But at night I still cry
I still cry

If I could do what I want to do
I'd relive the moment, I met... you
Soak every detail in
Always wonder where you've been
And if I could just, perfect my past
Our time together, I'd make
Minutes last
Be with me today
Yes, I'm wishing my life away
As the time ticks day by day

I'm drowning in my thoughts
My life is lost in space
Can't I just continue
This raging race
Focus won't return
Blindly groping through this maze
Wait, do I hear your footsteps in the haze

Pre chorus

I'm deaf, and I'm dumb
My sense slipping away
Climbing, falling
Just dreaming of yesterday

Pre chorus

As the time ticks day by day.
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Jeremiah McGlothin - June 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Finally a parody of Avril that isn't Complicated or Sk8er boi. Congradulations, Ashley. I parodied this song too, but I can't post it since its a little against the rules.
- June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Wonderful parody - perfect pacing!
Avril La Vigne - June 10, 2005 - Report this comment
The second letter in my last name is A, not I. Doesn't anybody know how to spell it right?!?!? It's Lavigne!

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