Song Parodies -> A Modem Like This
| Original Song Title: | "A Moment Like This" |
| Original Performer: | Kelly Clarkson |
| Parody Song Title: | "A Modem Like This" |
| Parody Written by: | zvoidx |
What if they sold you sh** that's all bent to see
Would you just leave it
Would you get peeved
It's almost that feelin'
Heave it out the door
So tell me that you don't think I'm payin'
When a Dell I run is dumb here now
A modem like this
Some people wait a lifetime
With a modem like this
A Google search forever
The results never list
Ohh, I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime
With a modem like this
Every ping changes
But booting remains
Something it renders
I can't explain
Well I won't be teamin'
When I play Quake
Can't they make this stream faster, better
It will perish all the files we share
A modem like this
Some people wait a lifetime
With a modem like this
A Google search forever
The results never list
Ohh, I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime
With a modem like this
Could this be the lamest one of all
I wanna know that you will fax me when I call
Don't let them sell you this
Some people wait a lifetime
With a modem like this
A Google search forever
The results never list
Ohh, I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime
With a modem like this
Ohh!
Like this!
Ohh!
I can't believe it's happening to me!
Some people wait a lifetime
With a modem like this
Ohh
Like this
Would you just leave it
Would you get peeved
It's almost that feelin'
Heave it out the door
So tell me that you don't think I'm payin'
When a Dell I run is dumb here now
A modem like this
Some people wait a lifetime
With a modem like this
A Google search forever
The results never list
Ohh, I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime
With a modem like this
Every ping changes
But booting remains
Something it renders
I can't explain
Well I won't be teamin'
When I play Quake
Can't they make this stream faster, better
It will perish all the files we share
A modem like this
Some people wait a lifetime
With a modem like this
A Google search forever
The results never list
Ohh, I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime
With a modem like this
Could this be the lamest one of all
I wanna know that you will fax me when I call
Don't let them sell you this
Some people wait a lifetime
With a modem like this
A Google search forever
The results never list
Ohh, I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime
With a modem like this
Ohh!
Like this!
Ohh!
I can't believe it's happening to me!
Some people wait a lifetime
With a modem like this
Ohh
Like this
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I thought this was funny since i work in the IT industry. Ahhh the writer must be still on a 56K, TIme to upgrade to broadband my friend
Who the heck do you think you are? Stealing my idea...... Heh, just kidding, I guess....yuo did alright, but it's weird that we had thje same idea.
Haha. The, "A Google search forever, the results never list" made me laugh. Ironic that I'm lagging REALLY badly right now.
A google search is forever, the results NEVER list! Great parody! Don't worry, I knowhow it feels, I have frecking parental controls on google! And I am 10! I really liked your parody, it made a lot of sense!
Dude, you have parental controls on google? No wonder, givin your name out on the internet like that. But anyway, totally love the parody.
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