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Song Parodies -> "A Modem Like This"

Original Song Title:

"A Moment Like This"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Kelly Clarkson

Parody Song Title:

"A Modem Like This"

Parody Written by:

zvoidx

The Lyrics

What if they sold you sh** that's all bent to see
Would you just leave it
Would you get peeved
It's almost that feelin'
Heave it out the door
So tell me that you don't think I'm payin'
When a Dell I run is dumb here now

A modem like this
Some people wait a lifetime
With a modem like this
A Google search forever
The results never list
Ohh, I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime
With a modem like this

Every ping changes
But booting remains
Something it renders
I can't explain
Well I won't be teamin'
When I play Quake
Can't they make this stream faster, better
It will perish all the files we share

A modem like this
Some people wait a lifetime
With a modem like this
A Google search forever
The results never list
Ohh, I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime
With a modem like this

Could this be the lamest one of all
I wanna know that you will fax me when I call
Don't let them sell you this
Some people wait a lifetime
With a modem like this
A Google search forever
The results never list
Ohh, I can't believe it's happening to me
Some people wait a lifetime
With a modem like this
Ohh!
Like this!
Ohh!
I can't believe it's happening to me!
Some people wait a lifetime
With a modem like this
Ohh
Like this

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NYBadAzz - June 23, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought this was funny since i work in the IT industry. Ahhh the writer must be still on a 56K, TIme to upgrade to broadband my friend
Jared - June 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Who the heck do you think you are? Stealing my idea...... Heh, just kidding, I guess....yuo did alright, but it's weird that we had thje same idea.
Jennifer C. - September 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Haha. The, "A Google search forever, the results never list" made me laugh. Ironic that I'm lagging REALLY badly right now.
Spongebob_cutie - April 06, 2004 - Report this comment
A google search is forever, the results NEVER list! Great parody! Don't worry, I knowhow it feels, I have frecking parental controls on google! And I am 10! I really liked your parody, it made a lot of sense!
Dude - December 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Dude, you have parental controls on google? No wonder, givin your name out on the internet like that. But anyway, totally love the parody.

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