-> "Gotta Take A Crap"
Original Song Title:
"All The Things She Said"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Gotta Take A Crap"
Parody Written by:
Soleil Moon Frye
The Lyrics
Gotta take a crap
Gotta take a crap
And these pants are GAP
Gotta take a crap
Gotta take a crap
And these pants are GAP
The smell is just enough
I need to take a shit
I feel totally lost
I need to use the bathroom
But im on a bus
The windows are shut
Theres just too much gas
Its attacking the people
And they are dying fast
Then it suddenly stopped
And I jumped off the bus.
The bus driver got off
And started to cuss.
I couldn't argue back
I really needed to go
I said shut the f*ck up
Or Im gonna explode.
Gotta take a crap
Gotta take a crap
And these pants are GAP
Gotta take a crap
Gotta take a crap
And these pants are GAP
The smell is just enough
The smell is just enough
Gotta take a crap
Gotta take a crap
I cant hold it much longer
And Its getting too hot
The bus driver is scary
And he wants some pot.
The stupid guy is a stalker
And Im going insane
Trying to run away
In my stomach theres pain.
When he stops and stares
He worries me
Cause' he stares at my ass, and says he wants me
I can just give up
Take a crap anywhere
So then i would feel
I would feel so much better
Gotta take a crap
Gotta take a crap
And these pants are GAP
Gotta take a crap
Gotta take a crap
And these pants are GAP
The smell is just enough
The smell is just enough
Gotta take a crap
Gotta take a crap
Bus driver looking at me
Where is the nearest tree?
I need to take a crap!
Jesus looking at me
Can you help me find a tree?
Please make me a map!
Gotta take a crap
Gotta take a crap
And these pants are GAP
Gotta take a crap
Gotta take a crap
And these pants are GAP
The smell is just enough
The smell is just enough
Gotta take a crap
Gotta take a crap
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