St Simian with a hose
In & out of the jungle he goes
Bungled jungle in the surf & turf
Wherever he goes the women all give birth

Simian gulped dark forest wine
With ripe cranapples in their time
Did it splatter? Does it now?
St Simian would holler if he only knew how

Swinging well with Norman Fell
Stomach hanging clear to hell
Split halfway twixt apes and men
Simian lap it up and slog it down again

Monkey finger dipped in vinegar
Saying F U to the birdcall singer
Bananas splatter, windows shatter
Bigfoot breaks in to claim William Shatner

Speeding arrow sharp & narrow
What a lot of monkeybutt you have stung
Several lesions with their oozings
Wrap the apelet up in purple poofing

Did he hoot or did he cry
Hamsters aflutter in the hay he lies
Talk about your grapefruit, talk about your quills
One ape swallows the grape ape's pill

St Simian's so insane
He frolics in ballet tights in the pouring rain
Black fur washed by the suds n foam
When this gorilla knocks, please give him your home