When I first got on Amiright, I didn't take it real seriously. I deliberately tried to write the worst parodies ever. And my persona was the lone, mysterious Yoidy, who didn't need any support from anyone. Well, that soon became no fun.
It turns out I really need all your support! Thank you so much for the feedback over the years. A special thank you goes to Wild Man, who dug my style.
I started writing parodies in my 20s, when there was no internet. I also write poems that have been described as weird and satirical. I mix up parodies, satirical monologues, and poetry in open readings.
My influences are Wacky Packages, Frank Zappa, Jello Biafra, and Joe Meek. Growing up, I enjoyed Mad Magazine, National Lampoon, and Spy Magazine. My favorite sketch shows are SCTV and MADTV.
I'm glad Amiright is making my rock-n-roll dreams come true!
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
P stands for Pacing, F stands for How Funny, and O is for Overall Score.
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted | P | F | O | H |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Fraggle Rock Dazzle | Razzle Dazzle | Chicago Musical | 2.7 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 166 | |
| I Aint Harmon Anymore | Red Light | Wall Of Voodoo | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 146 | |
| Totally Riled | Totally Wired | The Fall | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 146 | |
| Leave Me | Kiss Me | Sixpence None The Richer | 1.7 | 1.7 | 1.7 | 116 | |
| Rope Me | Stroke Me | Billy Squire | 2.7 | 2.7 | 2.7 | 161 | |
| Make Him Crap | Make Em Clap | Busta Rhymes | 2.5 | 2.5 | 2.8 | 177 | |
| The Right Ho File | The Right Profile | The Clash | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 124 | |
| Hot In Her | Hot In Here | Nelly | 1.7 | 2.2 | 2.1 | 128 | |
| Scaly Love (The Ball Python Love Song) | Crazy Love | Poco | 4.0 | 3.7 | 3.8 | 306 | |
| Scatman (literally) | Scatman | Scatman John | 2.6 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 170 | |
| Rise Another Way | Die Another Day | Madonna | 3.3 | 3.3 | 3.3 | 113 | |
| Sounds Of Sinus | Sounds Of Silence | Simon & Garfunkel | 4.8 | 4.3 | 4.5 | 169 | |
| Remain A Sprite | Remain In Light | Talking Heads | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 111 | |
| Eyes Ripped Open | With Arms Wide Open | Creed | 3.0 | 2.6 | 2.6 | 126 | |
| Nu Yawk Hate o' Mine | New York State of Mind | Billy Joel | 3.1 | 2.6 | 2.7 | 135 | |
| You B Wrong In The City | You Belong To The City | Glenn Frey | 3.2 | 3.2 | 3.2 | 156 | |
| Spider | Fighter | Christina Aguilera | 3.4 | 3.8 | 3.6 | 123 | |
| All I Oughta Glue | All I Wanna Do | Sheryl Crow | 2.1 | 2.3 | 2.2 | 134 | |
| Gorox | Clorox Ad | Madison Ave Ad Execs | 2.8 | 2.8 | 2.8 | 251 | |
| Ai In The Sky (Allen Iverson Project) | Eye In The Sky | Alan Parsons Project | 2.0 | 2.0 | 2.0 | 157 | |
| Kohler | Landslide | Fleetwood Mac | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 112 | |
| Lonely Hungry People | Lonely People | America | 3.0 | 1.0 | 1.0 | 143 | |
| Linger (literally) | Linger | Cranberrys | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 261 | |
| Mr Hojangles | Mr Bojangles | Nitty Gritty Dirt Band | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 145 | |
| Ferdinand's | Jungleland | Bruce Springsteen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 122 | |
| I'm Your Crap Tin | I'm Your Captain | Grand Funk Railroad | 2.0 | 3.0 | 2.2 | 115 | |
| St Simian | St Stephen | Grateful Dead | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| Rhythm Is A Prancer | Rhythm Is A Dancer | Snap | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 181 | |
| Christian Dior | Breakin The Law | Judas Priest | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 122 | |
| Highlights Zone | Twilight Zone | Golden Earring | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 154 | |
| Koresh's Song | Danny's Song | Kenny Loggins | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| Spaniel | Daniel | Elton John | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| I Think I Love Jews | I Think I Love You | Partridge Family | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 321 | |
| Hand | Creep | Stone Temple Pilots | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 194 | |
| On Hold | Centerfield | John Fogerty | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| Wit My Pup | In Da Club | 50 cent | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 156 | |
| The First Noel (amusing the bored baby king) | The First Noel | Traditional | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 137 | |
| In & Out of (Volkswagon) Bugs | In & Out of Love | Bon Jovi | 3.0 | 3.0 | 3.0 | 125 | |
| Hairless | Helpless | Neil Young | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 111 | |
| Thug Luggage | Thug Lovin | Ja Rule | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 149 | |
| (U Wouldn't Wanna ) Touch This | U Can't Touch This | Hammer | 2.3 | 2.7 | 2.3 | 205 | |
| Polish Main | Spanish Main | Coral | 4.0 | 4.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| Return to Vendor | Return to Sender | Elvis Presley | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 124 | |
| La La La Thong | La La Long | Full Circle | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 116 | |
| More Human than Hu-Nan | More Human than Human | Rob Zombie | 4.3 | 3.7 | 4.0 | 148 | |
| She Loves Fire | I'm on Fire | Bruce Springsteen | 3.5 | 3.5 | 3.5 | 104 | |
| If My Head's in a Whirl, I Don't Know It | It's the End of the World as We Know It | REM | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 170 | |
| I'm Sting, Look at Me | Synchronicity I | The Police | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 106 | |
| Master of Puppies | Master of Puppets | Metallica | 3.2 | 3.1 | 3.1 | 597 | |
| The Choking Game | The Crying Game | Boy George | 3.7 | 3.7 | 3.7 | 161 | |
| Night Ranger | The Stranger | Billy Joel | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 123 | |
| Eye of the Liger | Eye of the Tiger | Survivor | 4.7 | 4.6 | 4.8 | 576 | |
| Bumfights | Lights | Journey | 4.5 | 4.5 | 4.5 | 301 | |
| Let's Talk About GURD | Let's Talk About Sex | Salt N Pepa | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 360 | |
| Roldgoldfinger | Goldfinger | Shirley Bassey | 4.5 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 114 | |
| Don't Stop Conceivin' | Don't Stop Believin' | Journey | 5.0 | 3.8 | 4.3 | 267 | |
| The Bleat of My Art | The Beat Of My Heart | Hilary Duff | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 146 | |
| Droppin' Out | Movin' Out | Billy Joel | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Makin' Stuff Up From Nuffin at Awl | Making Love Out Of Nothing At All | Air Supply | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 261 | |
| Blow 'Em Up | Shake It Up | The Cars | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 148 | |
| Gump Around | Jump Around | House of Pain | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| Smooth Ocillator | Smooth Operator | Sade | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 316 | |
| Chevy Supernova | Supernova | Liz Phair | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 190 | |
| Unemployable | Unbelievable | EMF | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 170 | |
| Balling Occupants for Interplanetary Crack | Calling Occupants Of Interplanetary Craft | The Carpenters | 4.4 | 3.8 | 3.6 | 131 | |
| Vampire Love | higher love | Stevie Winwood | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 155 | |
| I Love The Dead | I Love The Dead | Alice Cooper | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 174 | |
| (Bring Back) The Boston Brat | (Bring Back) The Boston Rag | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 106 | |
| I Hate Centipedes | I Eat Cannibals | Toto Coelo | 4.3 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| The Good Shepherd Cartoon Theme | Roadrunner Cartoon Theme | Barbera Cameron | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 365 | |
| Ball Scratchin' | Slow Dancin' | Johnny Rivers | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Eatin' And A Drivin' (Macaroni Version) | Workin' For A Livin' | Huey Lewis and the News | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 141 | |
| Fed To The Swine | End Of The Line | Traveling Wilburys | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 162 | |
| Karaoke Machine | Saviour Machine | David Bowie | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 146 | |
| The Bushers | The Pusher | Steppenwolf | 4.3 | 4.3 | 4.3 | 139 | |
| Vincent | Vincent | Don McLean | 4.9 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 146 | |
| Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Slutty Daughter | Mrs. Brown, You've Got A Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | 4.6 | 4.9 | 4.8 | 203 | |
| Freddy's Sweater | The Future's So Bright I Gotta Wear Shades | Timbuk 3 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 200 | |
| Bernie Mac | Jimmy Mack | Martha And The Vandellas | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 159 | |
| Billion Dollar Gash | Million Dollar Bash | Bob Dylan | 5.0 | 4.8 | 4.8 | 187 | |
| Sea Life | Street Life | The Crusaders | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 132 | |
| Cracklin' Rosie (O'Donnell) | Cracklin' Rosie | Neil Diamond | 4.5 | 4.6 | 4.5 | 184 | |
| Who Are Jews? | Who Are You | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 178 | |
| Shotz Beer | Kashmir | Led Zeppelin | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 366 | |
| Porn To Be Filed | Born to be Wild | Steppenwolf | 4.9 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 151 | |
| Heart Shaped Lox | Heart Shaped Box | Nirvana | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 138 | |
| Rick Santorum's Coming To Town | Santa Claus is Coming to Town | Traditional | 3.8 | 3.8 | 3.8 | 142 | |
| To Catch A Kringle (The Interrogation) | Twas The Night Before Christmas | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 160 | |
| 21st Century Altoids Man | 21st Century Schizoid Man | King Crimson | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 233 | |
| 6 Kid (uncut) | Slip Kid | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| 6 Kid | Slip Kid | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 139 | |
| I Think I'm A Loaf | I Think I'm In Love | Eddie Money | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 161 | |
| (He always plays the) Tough Guys | Tough Guys | Reo Speedwagon | 4.4 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 300 | |
| Jacka My Tool | Rocka My Soul | Traditional | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 126 | |
| Troop 66 | Route 66 | Nat King Cole | 4.0 | 4.0 | 4.0 | 114 | |
| Too Much Medication | Too Much Information | The Police | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 237 | |
| Phyllis Diller (syllabically correct) | Psycho Killer | Talking Heads | 4.8 | 4.5 | 4.8 | 163 | |
| Phyllis Diller | Psycho Killer | Talking Heads | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 133 | |
| Goin' Nubile | Goin' Mobile | The Who | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 184 | |
| 21st Century Ox | 20th Century Fox | The Doors | 5.0 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 183 | |
| La La Land | Jungleland | Bruce Springsteen | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 119 | |
| Master Of Puppies | Master Of Puppets | Metallica | 3.8 | 3.7 | 3.6 | 541 | |
| Career Of Weebles | Career Of Evil | Blue Oyster Cult | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| I Still Haven't Found The Cheapest Whores | I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For | U2 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 137 | |
| Breakin' Out Your Uncle's Slides | Break On Through (to The Other Side) | The Doors | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 136 | |
| Don't Fear The Ropers | Don't Fear The Reaper | Blue Oyster Cult | 4.9 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| I Am The Boogeyman | I Am The Walrus | The Beatles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 1030 | |
| Your Gold Teeth | Showbiz Kids | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 128 | |
| Slurry Together | Happy Together | The Turtles | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 129 | |
| Grabbin' The High Life | back in the high life | Stevie Winwood | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| 2020; A Space Commode - ity | Space Oddity | David Bowie | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 150 | |
| Bad Ticker | Bad Sneakers | Steely Dan | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 109 | |
| Hey, Nuke The (Militant) Muslims | Hey, Look Us Over | Jody Ketcham | 5.0 | 2.2 | 2.2 | 113 | |
| 3D Rider | See See Rider | Big Bill Broonzy | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 125 | |
| Spanky Noodle Part 2 | Yankee Doodle | Dr. Richard Shuckberg | 4.2 | 4.8 | 5.0 | 108 | |
| Spanky Noodle Part 1 | Yanky Doodle | Dr. Richard Shuckberg | 4.4 | 5.0 | 4.8 | 109 | |
| Spanky Noodle | Yankee Doodle | Dr. Richard Shuckberg | 4.7 | 4.9 | 4.9 | 183 | |
| Learning to Sign | Learning To Fly | Pink Floyd | 5.0 | 5.0 | 5.0 | 127 |
