Antonio cruises the grocery stores
Selling his bod to old ladies
Poppa Spumoni said, "Don't be a whore,
Be good in school like the Bradys."
Yeah, but cramming too hard makes your brain collapse apse apse apse apse
You know my grades by now

Dad, I'll be a champ at hackey-sack
& make bets with rich kids for big money
You say it's a waste of time
Cause school's what I should be about
Poppa, if that's dropping in then I'm droppin out

Yeh, droppin' out!

Barry by day is kickin' the sack
At night he's a hackey-sack trainer
He jerks in Mr. Caseofcrotchrot's john on Sesame Street
Selling sperm to the medical center
And he's trading in his Sony for more Chia pets ets ets ets ets
You know the score by now

If he can't shine playing hackey-sack
At least he can rule at Defender
'Cause school's such a waste of time
The teachers are dull, fat louts
Poppa, if that's putting up then I'm putting out

Yeh, puttin' out

You should never argue with a crazy mi mi mi mi mime!
You better go by now
I can learn Uncle Sam Lara Kroft commands
& get paid to call seniors honey
So if school's what you have in mind
If the honor squad whets your mouth
Good luck stepping up 'cause I'm stepping out

Yeh, stepping out...