While the nitrous oxide's seepin
In your brain under lights
While the drool tube is suckin
Gold teeth dance and twist all night

It's past closing time
In the dentist's chair
I detect your burnt el gummos
Your gold teeth laughing and chattering without care
Well I've spat down the dental whirl
Felt their scraping and drilling tools
And in all my hollerin'
Stuffed with all that cotton
I've found them to be cruel

(Spitting out payments
On pavements
Spitting out pavement)

Your doc's got a house on the corner
With bear rugs on the lawn
Shark jaws on the mantel
Monkey heads in the john
He's got your stubborn wisdoms
Your wicked canines
And for the plaque de gras
Your gold teeth, dear

(Spitting out pavement
For payment
Spitting out payments)

Your gold teeth
Makin' x-rays of themselves
You know, they don't give a f**k
Half your trap's on someone's shelf

(They're mouthrageous!)

Well, I've seen the Tasmanian Zoo
And your dentist must be the devil there, too
'Coz when all the beasts smile, there's just blackness and bile
While fang necklaces sell for 5.82

(That's outrageous!

Make 'em 2.82!)