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Song Parodies -> "Master Of Puppies"

Original Song Title:

"Master Of Puppets"

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Parody Song Title:

"Master Of Puppies"

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The Lyrics

No more balls to chase, he says it's just a waste
He is my anal obstruction
No more lazy shade, he's gone for higher praise
Of overworked and overstressed productions

( Trust me, you will see
Fame is all you need
A glamorized show pooch
Is what I see in you, so )

( Start prancing faster
Obey your master
Do these turns faster
Strut for your master )

The master of puppies is pulling my string!
Pinching my fur and prodding my thing
Blocked by his thighs, I just can't see a thing
Knocked on my butt, it's humiliating

(Don't bark at me, or you'll hear me scream!)

Master, bastard

Auditioning his way, I'd love to betray
Life of flashbulbs becoming clearer
Tired of skipping rope, listening to this dope
I'd like to serve his gonads on a mirror

( Hear me, you will see
Applause is all you need
A dedicated star
Who gave up chasing cars, so )

( Start dancing faster
You owe your master
Get off the grass, er
Get on this task, er )

The master of puppies is yanking my string!
Smacking my head, shoving me through a ring
Caught 'tween his legs, I can't do anything
I hope to dog heaven he won't make me sing

(Don't growl at me, or you'll hear me scream!)

Master, bastard
Where's the treat that I've been after?
Master, bastard
I've worn your suits and ties

Laughter, laughter
All I see and hear is laughter
Laughter, laughter
Laughing at this guy

( Never mind all that
This is your habitat
Dog crowds, dog judges, and dog critics
Training on for days, standing up for praise
My first blue ribbon prize will stump the cynics )

( I will fix your tie
I will clean your eyes
I will live through you
I need attention too )

( I'm the pup master, I'm pulling your string
Spoiled by treats, you just won't do a thing... )

Controlling dog show bastard!
Why don't you go get plastered
If it's my life your after
Why don't you be an actor?
Originally submitted March 06. Thought I'd resubmit and add a couple lines that should've been there.

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Pacing: 3.6
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Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 12

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alvin rhodes - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment
i was cracking up before i ever got to the song
Tommy Turtle - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but makes me glad I don't own a dog.... Want these Fives? Sit. Speak. Beg. Paw. Beg. C'mon, beg. Beg, ya litte f*****! All right, the heck with you... (j/k!)
Yoidy - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks for reading! I thought you were gonna say it makes you glad you're NOT a dog!
AFW - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment
This parody is no dog...but it dug up my funny bone
DarkDacidius - June 20, 2009 - Report this comment
Lol Very nice... \m/
~K9~votress - June 22, 2009 - Report this comment
I love puppies, and anything ~K9~, Sir !

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